Gossip And Shit: 4/7/18

Channing Tatum and his wife of almost nine years Jenna Dewan are getting divorced. I've been waiting for dude to be on the market for a while...

A 47 year old guy Paul Francis Floyd that is reportedly homeless and/or nutty attacked cars in Beverly Hill. He smashed the windows of Jaime King. Her friends son was hit by glass and Floyd was charged with felony child endangerment, felony vandalism, and misdemeanor battery.

Rapper (he stills rapes, right?) Fabolous could be charged with aggravated assault and making a terrorist threat towards the wife and mother of their children, Emily B. He hit her and she says knocked out two of her teeth. She remembered that he had guns and called her family to come which upset him. There is video of him acting like a fucking idiot. It takes a special piece of shit to do what he did.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner have settled with a guy that sued them for using his images on some shirts that superimposed their faces over Tupac and Notorious BIG. Who in the hell is buying these shirts?! This is all some third party shit, so the Biggie stuff is still ongoing.

Lou Diamond Phillips got two years probation for a DWI last year where he pulled up to a cop and asked for directions and the cop saw how wasted he was. Phillips blew two and a half times the legal drinking limit.

Nick Gordon will not be facing criminal charges for assaulting his girlfriend. So there's that.

Safaree Samuels says he was robbed at gunpoint of $183,000 in cash and jewelry on his person. That is for sure some shit you can not do in L.A. He went and did a radio interview that same day wearing a bright red fur coat and crying about it. I'm not saying he deserved to be robbed but I am saying there are ways to avoid it. He later talked about his dick pic. Why isn't PETA upset that he is wearing the skin of a wild Elmo? In more news, it turns out that one of the dudes that robbed him has known him since they were 14. That's some cold shit.

Russell Simmons says that his rape accuser Jennifer Jarosik is lying and says that she texted him sexy time stuff and nude photos unsolicited after the alleged incidents. His lawyer said that “only after hearing that women were able to recover money for real abuse by sexual predators, did Ms. Jarosik decide to see if she could extract large amounts of money.”

Sean Penn's son that I did not know existed Hopper Penn was arrested in Nebraska for possession of weed, pill, and mushrooms. Geez. He was pulled over for failure to signal when all that other stuff was found.

Suge Knight is in the hospital and there are no reports as to why yet. Maybe his guilty conscious is weighing him down so much his knees buckled. 

Paula Patton is being sued by a guy because her German Shepard bit the shit out of him. Yay! An excuse for me to use a picture of her! Man. Robin Thicke fucked up...

The Kardashian's wants a judge to allow them to be able to talk that shit about Blac Chyna legally. The family said that she was tarnishing their brand when she married Rob Kardashian for a minute and had a kid. Speaking of Chyna.

A stroller company is no longer involved with her after her fight at Disneyland. “We cannot excuse that sort of reaction and behavior particularly in a family resort around children.” Herewhathappened. There was someone who allegedly touched her baby's hand. There was some alleged name calling. Next thing you know strollers are being swung. The victim of the attack says that Chyna's 18 years old boyfriend started all this and hit her and her sister. Chyna commented:

“Being famous is hard enough dealing with scrutiny but when someone feels comfortable to come and touch your child it's a whole other story. I do not condone violence nor am I a violent person but shout out to all of the amazing mothers out there that will protect their children at all cost.”

Meek Mill is not being released just yet. The judge was like “Nah...” Can we stop pretending that dude is a saint? Yeah, the cops in Philly are dirty, but dude is not a model citizen. When he was 18 he was arrested for possessing a firearm and assaulting a cop. In 2008 he was convicted of drug dealing and gun possession with five years probation and in 2012 he had that revoked. In 2013 he violated his probation again by not saying when he was traveling. In 2015 he was sentenced to house arrest. In 2017 he was arrested for assaulting two people and sentenced to four years. So yeah. Set this man free!

Viola Davis had her house broken into while she and her husband slept. The perps got away. She should be charged with breaking and entering my heart.

A guy named Frank Andrew Hoover was sentenced to ten years probation after stalking Taylor Swift and harassing her family. He must stay a mile from her and her family. He's violated orders before and looks like the kinda guy that is doing what he did. He also has to get psychological testing, attend substance abuse classes, surrender any weapons, and undergo drug testing.

Ronda Rousey is making her debut at Wrestlemania this weekend and looking all of the business.

Cardi B is still covering up that she is pregnant for whatever reason.

Usain Bolt was seen dancing with an Instagram model. I don't usually care for them but I checked out Zahra Elise and...god damn!

Kendra Wilkinson and her NFL player husband Hank Baskett are done. They have two kids together but things have been shaky since he had an affair with a trans model four years ago. A athlete cheating?! What is this world coming to?! I have a thing about athletes specifically basketball, football, and baseball players. And R&B singers.

A lady named Lauren Meizo got the gift of Gronk! Rob Gronkowski and his brother visited her as she waited for her second heart transplant in five years.

A here's Helen Mirren because its my blog.