"Bad Ass Mofo": Bruce Campbell

“Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. See this? This…is my boomstick!!!” Ash Army Of Darkness

This weeks Bad Ass Mofo has the distinguished record of being the only actor whose autobiography I purchased because I actually gave a damn about their life enough to read about it. Bruce Campbell is one of the best people on the planet and I’m not afraid to say it. Hell, I’d scream it from the mountain if I didn’t hate nature! He has been a BAM for over three decades and manages to get cooler the older he gets. Known as The Chin because he has amazing arms Campbell has lent his talents to movies, TV, cartoons, and animation. He is also known as one of the best reverse actors, something I didn’t even know existed until writing this.

"Bad Ass Mofo": Julius Carry

“Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the - Wassah! - legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga please.” Sho’nuff The Last Dragon

This weeks Bad Ass Mofo is Julius Carry. Oh, you don’t know who he is. Oh, just Sho’nuff The Shogun of Harlem! Didn’t know that Harlem had a shogun? Well it didn’t until he showed up and challenged that pretty son of a bitch Bruce Leroy. Lots of kids had heroes growing up. Mine were Batman, Rambo, and Sho’nuff. When we first got Select TV…okay. Let me explain to the kids for a second what Select TV was. Nowadays you spoiled bastards just press a button and you can watch whatever you want. Back in the early 80’s, if you wanted to see a pay movie or boxing show a guy actually came to your house and had to enter a code so you could watch it. When we got our Select hooked up the first thing showing was The Last Dragon. Seeing glowing red hands whipping light skinned ass was my dream made reality.