Anyone say something bad about this weeks
Fap File gets punted in the throat. Yes, I am writing about two chicks from
The Cosby Show. I grew up watching this show and had a crush on
Keisha Knight Pulliam aka
Rudy Huxtable. She had kinda vanished for years and then one day I saw her in a magazine (
some Black men’s magazine that may have actually been Black Men’s Magazine…) I was like “
Fra…ga…ma…crunch!!!” Rudy grew up hot! I’m like 99% sure she is tired of being called Rudy, but whatever. She didn’t even look like she had the potential to grow up as hot as she did. Maybe kinda cute but not like this. Strange that she is the same height as she was when I was little though. I think since I discovered her hotness I’ve seen her in a bad
Tyler Perry movie and a rap video. That’s about it. Which sucks. Because she is hot. She needs to be in my pocket. I'm gonna write a movie just so I can be on set and harass her. Maybe she will discover this blog and be all like "
Oh, strange man. I totally understand why you think I'm hot but I only date giant ass ball players!" That could totally happen and you all know it. This is how reality works for me.
