As
absurd as the poster for the movie Big Trouble In Little China is, it
doesn't lie. A lot of movies from the 80's will have crazy ass
posters and b full of things that never even happen in the movie.
Everything on this is in the movie. Swords, guns, wizards, a big ass
truck. All of that is in this. I had not seen this movie in a while
and forgot how insane it was and also how ineffective Jack Burton
played by Kurt Russell was.
Burton
is a trucker that ends up giving his friend a ride and gets caught up
in the middle of a kung fu gang war in an alley. Then all of a sudden
some guys come down from the sky shooting lightning and blades and
start killing everyone. Then Lo Pan shows up and gets run over by the
truck but lives and blinds Burton with lights from his mouth and
eyes. This all happens!
