Sunday, July 7, 2024

Documentality: The Man With 1000 Kids


The Man With 1000 Kids Ew/10


Jonathan Jacob Meijer is gross. The end.


This won't be too long. This is about this Jonathon dude that donates sperm to companies and women wanting to start a family and having trouble for whatever reason. You go online, look for a donor that fits what you looking for in a future child (hobbies and looks seem to be the most important), and get that sweet man gravy. He used a company where they had a certain amount you could donate on top of people using his services privately and doing it all over the world. In one part of the world he did it to the point where people knew one another that now had kids that were siblings. Though the number as far as they know around the world is 600 I assume that is bullshit and there are far more. They interview various people explaining the process of using this guy (and it turns out possibly one more because they were mixing their juices together for funsies).



Seriously, every episode revealed information that got worse. Not only was this dude having more kids at locations than legally allowed, he was doing it all over the world. He allegedly was also working with this one guy that L. and I thought looked like a serial killer. Some asshole from a reality show we watch pops up in one of their Facebook groups. “Bleaching” Africa with their sperm. He gets taken to court and told that he can not legally donate sperm anymore. L. could not get over the ramifications of these children meeting one another potentially in the future and having children and how honked up it will be for generations. But have no fear! Jonathon proposed his children have badges on social media so that they know not to fall in love with a sibling. Yeah. The amount of mental illness it takes to spread yourself around the globe this way is incomprehensible to me. This is three episodes long and about 40 minutes each. You can finish this quickly.


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