"Bad Ass Mofo": Steve Buscemi

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?" Rockhound Armageddon

If I were to die and get the choice to come back as someone else it would be John Malkovich, Denzel Washington, or the Bad Ass Mofo of the week, Steve Buscemi. He’s survived a plane ride with Nic Cage, saved the world from a meteor, did construction with a singing Tony Sorprano, and had a heart attack from looking at nihilists in the parking lot of a bowling alley. Buscemi is known for dying in almost every film he is in. You know why? Because he’s too damn awesome to live until the end, that’s why! If you need proof of his basassery, he was in a bar fight where he was stabbed in the throat, face, and arm. And he still finished the movie. Oh, and he was a New York City fireman and as everyone knows they see more vajayjay than a gynocologist.