Ghost
Shark WTF/10
I was
watching something online an offhand this guy started laughing
talking about a movie from 2014 called Ghost Shark. I know there are
a lot of shark movies or whatever but a simple clip from this one
made me stop what I was doing and watch this immediately. I can't
even rate this like another movie because I knew it was gonna be
cheeseballs. This is just a series of waiting to see this goddamn
ghost shark kill people in the dumbest ways possible and I was too
happy to oblige.
This
couple kills a shark and it ends up coming back to life as a ghost
shark. That is all I need to say, really. There is also some chemical
spill and ghost legend shit happening at the same time. I'd just pick
one. These kids show up to the beach and everyone is an asshole. I
mean everyone! Wait. You are either dumb or an asshole. Sometimes
both. Everyone at the beach is a dick and splashy. I don't play that
shit. This girl gets sawed in half by the ghost shark and no one
believes who saw it. Police don't believe it. No one does. Pool party
happens. Shark shows up. Girl taking a bath. Shark shows up. At this
point fuck the story. I just wanna see what the shark does next.
This
shark is killing anyone near water when it feels like it. There is
even an attack at a sexy car wash. The police don't believe what they
are being told and even shown on video until a guy drinks some water
from the cooler and gets split in half in front of them. I watched
this on Youtube and it is not even an hour and a half. They try to
squeeze in some story but its not worth paying attention to. I just
wanted to see a ghost shark eat people. This movie is a long gif.
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