Thursday, January 8, 2026

The Review: King of The Zombies



King Of The Zombies 6/10


We stumbled upon this strange movie while just trying to find things to watch. This is just over an hour and a easy and odd watch. This pilot named Mac is up in the air with Bill Summers and Jefferson Jackson when he realizes that the plane is low on fuel and they can't get in contact with anyone. They get a faint signal and decide to land there. And by land there I mean completely crash the hell out of the plane. By the way, when Jefferson popped up on screen me and L both gasped at the same time “A Black!” Its a thing I do with old movies. Its rare to find one where a Black person isn't a servant in the background and has speaking roles. This movie had plenty of Black people which caught my ass off guard. They end up at this weird ass dudes place named Dr. Miklos Sangre and his wife. Jefferson knows some weird things are up and mentions zombies which was still a new term in 1941. He sees the Dr.'s wife doing some spooky shit one night and vanishes into a wall. Fast forward a whole lot of nothing really but some funny parts and the pilot gets his ass turned into a zombie and someone has ruined the plane so it really can't take off. During a ritual Mac gets the spell broken as the Dr. falls his goofy ass into some flames freeing all the other zombie folk. Maybe that is how zombie rules were back then. There was a cute maid named Samantha in this who looked like she time traveled.


Dick Purcell as James "Mac" McCarthy

Mantan Moreland as Jefferson "Jeff" Jackson

Henry Victor as Dr. Miklos Sangre

John Archer as Bill Summers

Patricia Stacey as Alyce Sangre

Marguerite Whitten as Samantha

Leigh Whipper as Momba

Madame Sul-Te-Wan as Tahama


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Saturday, January 3, 2026

The Review: The Old Guard 2



The Old Guard 2 (1/10)


I saw the first movie. It was fine. This one? This did not need to be made. I am not gonna recap this because this could have been the first maybe 20 minutes of the film but they had footage from the locations they filmed in and damn it they were gonna sue them. The team minus the traitor are tracking an arms dealer. The lady mentioned in the first movie is pulled from the sea and wants to destroy all humans. The oldest immortal is no longer immortal. Andy is still not immortal until she is because traitor man. Woman that was focus of first film is relegated to background character until she is needed to forward paper thin story. Fight scenes for no reason. Music nothing to write home about. This was just terrible in every sense. And then they have the nerve to threaten me with another sequel?! Hell no! This needs to just fade away.


Charlize Theron as Andy/Andromache of Scythia

KiKi Layne as Nile Freeman

Marwan Kenzari as Joe/Yusuf Al-Kaysani

Luca Marinelli as Nicky/Nicolò di Genova

Matthias Schoenaerts as Booker/Sébastien Le Livre

Veronica Ngô as Quỳnh

Chiwetel Ejiofor as James Copley

Uma Thurman as Discord

Henry Golding as Tuah/Hang Tuah


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