Saturday, January 3, 2026

The Review: The Old Guard 2



The Old Guard 2 (1/10)


I saw the first movie. It was fine. This one? This did not need to be made. I am not gonna recap this because this could have been the first maybe 20 minutes of the film but they had footage from the locations they filmed in and damn it they were gonna sue them. The team minus the traitor are tracking an arms dealer. The lady mentioned in the first movie is pulled from the sea and wants to destroy all humans. The oldest immortal is no longer immortal. Andy is still not immortal until she is because traitor man. Woman that was focus of first film is relegated to background character until she is needed to forward paper thin story. Fight scenes for no reason. Music nothing to write home about. This was just terrible in every sense. And then they have the nerve to threaten me with another sequel?! Hell no! This needs to just fade away.


Charlize Theron as Andy/Andromache of Scythia

KiKi Layne as Nile Freeman

Marwan Kenzari as Joe/Yusuf Al-Kaysani

Luca Marinelli as Nicky/Nicolò di Genova

Matthias Schoenaerts as Booker/Sébastien Le Livre

Veronica Ngô as Quỳnh

Chiwetel Ejiofor as James Copley

Uma Thurman as Discord

Henry Golding as Tuah/Hang Tuah


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