Patchwork
0/10
I
watch a lot of movies. That means that I watch a lot of bad movies
because they can't all be good. A few days ago I managed to watch two
movies that I couldn't even finish they were so bad. The first was
Patchwork. Three girls wake up to find that they have been sewn
together by someone. They each control different parts of the body
but can not get along because women. I have no idea how this garbage
ends because I think I made it about twenty minutes in before
remembering that I have way more entertaining things to watch than
bullshit like this. It was not cool, funny, or even interesting. I
like a bad film that can at least be funny in its bad but this was
not one of them.
Salt &
Fire 0/10
The
next film was Salt & Fire. Knowing who was in it and who directed
it meant that I should have at least been able to make it halfway
through this dumpster fire. Nope. I just kept wondering what the hell
it was about, what was happening, but did not have the desire to
stick around long enough to find out. I ended up reading how it ends
and am glad that I stopped watching. I left off when two guys had
terrible diarrhea and Michael Shannon revealed his face to the lady.
I don't care. This sucked.
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