Sunday, June 16, 2019

The Review: Fahrenheit 451



Fahrenheit 451 (2/10)

This movie was butt which sucks because it stars two guys that I am a super fan of. I heard about this movie last year but after it came out heard no reviews or anything. So I went into this thinking it was gonna be a cool movie about books burning, lessons to learn from the pasts mistakes, and if anything really good acting. This turned out to be super bland. There was nothing spectacular about it. Every time someone spoke it was like the screen was saying “This is acting and you are watching a movie.” You know how powerfully bland your writing and directing has to be to conquer the powers of both Shannon and Jordan? By the way this Fahrenheit 451 movie is so different from the book there is no actual need to compare the two. I was able to watch this as just a movie and judge it based on that alone.


This takes place in the future. Books are banned and burned by firemen and everyone spends their time online. Sounds familiar. People these days say they read an audiobook. Did you read a podcast as well?! Anyhoot, books are being blamed for everyone being unhappy and crazy so they burn the shits. This fireman Guy Montag is good at the shit. He has random flashbacks to his father who was also a fireman. His captain Beatty seems to suspect something is off with Montag who turns his eye in the sky off often. Beatty does the same thing to sit at home and write on notes and then burn them. Montag meets this lady named Clarisse who stays free by doing illegal shit. One day the firemen find this old lady with a house full of books. She stands on the pile and burns herself alive. Montag is shook.


The rest of the movie is drawn out and predictable while managing to be stupid at the same time. The underground fighters should have been caught a long ass time ago. This was just over ninety minutes but felt like hours. This would have been better as a series and not a rushed film that removed so much important information, characters, and plot that would have improved this so much. This felt like it was done by someone who heard of the book. They overused the hell out of the social media aspect which that far in the future would not be looking like a goddamn live feed from Instagram today. This is an expensive TV show. 

Michael B. Jordan as Guy Montag
Michael Shannon as Captain John Beatty
Sofia Boutella as Clarisse McClellan

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