Saturday, July 6, 2019

Sitting In The Aisle: Spider-Man Far From Home



Spider-Man Far From Home 10/10

This will be full of all of the spoilers. I fucking loved this movie. Spider-Man Far From Home managed to be better than the first Homecoming movie and anything I disliked about any characters was handled and fixed in this one. I mean, they did not have all that much to fix considering how much I liked it. This takes place after Endgame where Tony Stark died. If you are finding that out by reading this then that is totally on you, not me. Nick Fury and Maria Hill head to this town in Mexico where a storm with a face caused a bunch of destruction. Next thing you know the shit kicks up again and suddenly this globe headed dude shows up and tells them they want none of this and then...Whitney Houston. I shit you not. The theater lost it laughing. Back at Peter's school the school news made a video celebrating the Avengers that died by playing “I Will Always Love You” with some terrible photos.


They handle everyone vanishing for five years and coming back well. One of the kids is baffled at how his younger brother is older than him now. Some of the kids are like “I'm 21 but gotta live like a 16 year old?!” They call the incident The Blip and it has been eight months since they all returned. The school is going on a field trip and Peter wants to let MJ know how he feels and forget about being Spider-Man for a while and just be a kid. He heads to a fundraiser with his aunt May and there is some flirting between her and Happy. Peter is like “The hell is going on here?” Happy tells Peter that Nick Fury is gonna be calling soon and when he does Peter ignores his call and leaves a press conference after being asked too many questions about Stark and who will stop any future attacks.


The class heads on vacation and May ended up packing Peter's suit into his luggage which almost gets his ass busted at customs. She also left him a banana which customs kept. While in Venice this water monster appears wrecking shit and this guy that they are calling Mysterio shows up and with Peter's help defeats it. Fury finds Peter and tranquilizes his friend Ned and tells Peter he needs to come and help. Peter really doesn't want to until Nick gives him a pair of glasses Stark left for him. Peter meets Mysterio known as Quentin Beck. He is from a multiverse and it was destroyed by these creatures and he is here to help. Peter decides he does not want to help but Fury ends up changing the classes plans and puts them right where the monster will be.


Okay. Know what? Not gonna sit here and recap this entire movie. I will just talk about all this shit I loved in it. Mysterio was great. I thought he was pretending to be a hero because I know dude is a villain and then I knew he was full of shit because he seemed too perfect and then when he did his reveal. Holy shit. That scene was incredible. As I was watching I kept thinking Mysterio was over the top with his kindness and then you realize he is acting. This guy is a dirtbag pretending to be a hero. The flashbacks they show as to why he is doing what he is doing fit perfectly into multiple Iron Man films. He gets these glasses from Peter called E.D.I.T.H that Stark left for Peter which stands for Even Dead I'm The Hero. Mysterio was a really good villain and did more than I expected. They made full use of his illusion abilities.


MJ was really good in this. I liked that they opened up her character more in this and she felt more fleshed out and not just something for Peter to like. His friend Ned is also not as annoying as he was in the first movie. The scenes in this that are funny are actually funny. There was a lot of laughter in the theater as well as a lot of “Oh shit...” moments. The action was done great and even with so much happening on the screen it never felt cluttered. I could see what was happening and any time Peter got hurt I felt it. Watching him get hurt and show it even scenes later was a nice change of pace.


Now for some super spoilers. One of the extra scenes during the credits shows J. Jonah Jameson return. This is not the guy that runs the Daily Bugle. It is now internet based which makes sense and fucking J.K Simmons returns! The theater cheered when he came up on the screen and drop the biggest fucking bombshell. Remember how aunt May found out that Peter was Spider-Man at the end of the first film? That is not shit to what Jameson reveals at the end of this. Lots of gasps. There is also another scene where while driving Fury and Hill turn into goddamn Skrulls. Turns out the real Fury is chilling in space on a ship. When did he get there? Don't know. But it made the way he was behaving during the movie make so much more sense and makes me wanna see this again and look out for certain things. I know when Peter asked why Captain Marvel could not help and Fury replied “Do not invoke her name” I thought “That was a weird reaction.” He was way more rough with Peter and less patient than I thought he would be with a kid that was gone for five years and still learning to be a hero.


If you are on the fence for whatever reason about seeing this I would strongly suggest you just go see it. This movie has more humor than I expected. More genuine feeling moments. Great action. The writing and the ability to tie together films form over ten years ago into this seamlessly is baffling. Peter is such a likable character that I want to see succeed. I would love to watch ten movies with this character. The fact that the first movie has the Vulture as a villain that turned out to be one of Marvel's best villains to Mysterio makes me so happy. You would assume they would leap into Doc Ock but they so far have used these bad guys from Spider-Man's stories that many aren't even familiar with. There are some weird edits but whatevs. The way this movie ended leaves it open for some crazy shit to happen later and my body is ready.

Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Zendaya as Michelle/MJ
Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill
Jon Favreau as Harold “Happy” Hogan
J.B. Smoove as Julius Dell
Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds
Marisa Tomei as May Parker
Jake Gyllenhaal as Quentin Beck/Mysterio

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