Sitting In The Aisle: Weapons

Weapons 9/10

This movie was crazy as hell! I had seen the trailer for this but thankfully avoided any spoilers for it which if you are reading this you have already seen it because this will for sure have spoilers. The way this story is told is through the point of view of multiple people. It gets to a certain point then stops and continues with someone else. The basic premise is that this 3rd grade teacher entire classroom full of students except for one boy don't show up for school one day. They all ran out of their homes at 2:17am and no one knows where they have gone. Shits spooky. The parents are saying that the teacher, Justine Gandy, knows something and are blaming her for the missing kids.

The Review: KPop Demon Hunters

KPop Demon Hunters 9/10

I had no right to enjoy this movie as much as I did. I had heard about it but knew nothing about it and decided to check it out last week. This movie has everything. Six eyed crows. Demons. Swords. Rapping. Singing. Cross-eyed blue tiger. So years ago demons were just all over the planet cutting up led by Gwi-Ma. Three women got together like “Fuck all this!” and sealed up all the demons with this magical barrier called Honmoon. For years this has been a thing and they hope to one day get it to the point its a Golden Honmoon which will lock the demons away forever. These three girls named Mira, Rumi, and Zoey are the current demon hunters as well as a group that is insanely popular called Huntr/x. Their guide is named Celine. She knows that secretly Rumi is part demon because her mama I guess just wanted to take a walk on the wild side. Zoey and Mira don't know she has any demon in her because if they did they would kill her.

The Review: Greenland

Greeenland 1/10

Gonna be a long one. This movie was dumb. My lady has been watching a lot of Naked & Afraid and apocalyptic movies so we watched this past weekend. This movie made me add the mother to a list of some of the worst mamas in film. Let me explain this because I am having a hard time staying on track with all the nonsense that was in this. This engineer named John pops over to his future ex wife, Allison's, house. She is working out and he startles her. We quickly learn that they have a son named Nathan that OF COURSE has fucking health issues. This has been a thing in movies for a while (to have a sick child) but now its done so that when people who have nothing to do with your personal issues gets killed its fine because its in the name of a sick child. He diabetic.