Rapper
DMX got sentenced to one year in prison for tax evasion. He has been
doing all kinds of shit since being let out like being drunk as shit
after being released. After one year he will have three years of
supervision. He's too old for that shit. He plead guilty to one count
of 14 which would have sent him to prison for 44 years. He's 47 years
old so let's just say that would have been life.
Stephen
Belafonte wants Mel B to stop brainwashing their daughter. I want her to stop having this image that is decades old from keeping me awake. Look at Baby Spice back there trying...
Rosa
Salazar of American Horror Story had a restraining order filed
against her by her ex boyfriend who says she showed up to his house
at midnight and screamed at him. She also threatened to say he hit
her which made him call the cops. Good move, dude! She now has to
stay 100 yards from him.
Jeremy
Meeks aka Hot Felon got his billionaire girlfriend pregnant. Yeah, he
cheated on his wife and abandoned their child. But his eyes tho...
Tommy
Lee has kinda made up with his son Brandon Lee after he was knocked
out by him but the battery charge still exists.
Kevin
Federline celebrated his 40th birthday at a strip club in Vegas. It
is not a good look. You have no idea how afraid I am of being the old dude trying to look young.
Bill
Cosby is going to trial and Janice Dickinson will be testifying
against him. She says he drugged and raped her in 1982. For anyone
that says that was a long time ago you are humaning wrong.
It
seems Prince had “exceedingly high” levels of fentanyl in his
system when he died. 69 micrograms per kilogram are considered an
overdose and he had 450. Some doctors need to have their licenses
taken away.
Former
Teen Mom star/current porn actress Farrah Abraham and MTV have
settled their beef regarding her suing them for sex shaming her.
Corey
Feldman was stabbed with a small object after having his car door
yanked open at a red light by an erratic driver that tailed him. Lock
your doors, America. I still never understand why people drive with
their doors not locked. And his security guard needs another
occupation.
Police
at Coachella are training for a possible massacre. Know what? As much
as I would like to stare at Beyonce's legs in person I am not a fan
of having SWAT on standby while I do it. Speaking of Bey, someone bit
her and the rumors regarding who it is is more interesting than the
actual answer to me.
Monique
Greene checked into a hospital after a friend was concerned about her
emotional well being after she accused Nelly of raping her. I'm
surprised her name was ever released.
Ultra
pervert Jared Fogle wants to be released from prison and wants a
pardon from the president. Nah...
Alleged
rapper XXXTentacion was recently granted a release from house arrest
and immediately someone posted a video of him hitting a girl. His
lawyer says that the hitting was in “jest.” People need to stop
jesting so much.
Groupon
has some shoes in Ni**er Brown if you want. Of course they issued an
apology. “We are appalled that this language was displayed on our
site...this is completely unacceptable and violates our policies - to
say nothing of our values.” Tiffany Haddish is their new
spokeswoman. Let's see how this goes.
Some
fireworks went off and into the crowd at a recent Monster Jam! Two
adults were hurt hurt hurt! But the kid were not harmed harmed
harmed!
Virginia
Tech's women's lacrosse team got into some shit online after they
filmed themselves singing rapper Lil Dicky's song Freaky Friday.
Particularly a verse where Lil Dicky in Chris Brown's body (just
watch the video it is funny as hell) says “Wonder if I can say the
n-word. Wait, can I really say the n-word? What up, my nigga? What
up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga. We up, my nigga. You pussy ass
nigga. Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga. Nigga, nigga,
nigga, I'm that nigga!”
Their
head coach John Sung said “This is a teachable moment. It's not
something that we're proud of. The team is very apologetic and sorry.
There's nobody of any color that should say it. Period. There's
nobody that should say it...They just thought that they were singing
along to a song. They had just won. They're singing songs. The first
couple songs were Disney songs...They were celebrating and they were
dancing and they were excited.” Or...dumb ass kids that thought
that it was totally fine to sing those lyrics and record it because
they have Black friends. Back home. I mean, look at all this
diversity! And I hate the phrase teachable moment. Fucking hate it.
NutriBullet
is in trouble for burning a lady's face. She was making hummus and
the shit exploded and jacked her up. I on the other hand love my
Nutribullet. It is small, powerful, and gets the job done. If my dick
were a product it would be the Nutribullet. Sponsor me!
Stormy
Daniels says she spanked Donald Trump after they had sex in 2006. Ew!
Ew! Ew!
Selena
Gomez and Justin Bieber are not a thing. Again. Give them another
year. Oh, I almost forgot. Bieber got rear ended a few days ago.
Here
is Helen Mirren twerking.
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