Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Review: Hotel Artemis



Hotel Artemis 4/10

This movie was not terrible. It just seemed like whoever directed Hotel Artemis was out of their depth. There is a really good cast of people including Jodie Foster, Sterling K. Brown, Sofia Boutella, Jeff Goldblum, Charlie Day, Brian Tyree Henry, Jenny Slate, Dave Bautista, and Zachary Quinto. Foster runs this hotel for criminals where the rules are that no weapons are allowed, no non members, and no killing of guests. Picture that hotel from John Wick but not as good. I like those kinda rules like when criminals still have some sort of guidelines they have to go by. This movie however seemed to break all these rules in one night. It didn't seem. It did. During an insane night filled with riots and curfews the most feared man that owns the hotel shows up, Foster has to operate on him, and killers that know each other from the past just happen to all be there at the same time.


There were some characters that stuck out more than others but not for good reasons. As much as I like Bautista I did not like the accent he was saddled with. I liked his character though. Charlie Day was literally Charlie Day. When he popped up on screen I hoped he wouldn't Charlie Day so hard but he did. Foster is afraid of going outside after all kinda bad shit happened to her son. I liked Boutella's character. She was cool and had an awesome ass fight scene and I am glad that they showed her kicking ass after being told how bad ass she was earlier. Other than that I don't have too much to say. It looked cool. The fights were done well. The story was just not all that interesting. Oh. I watched this on Hoopla. If you have a library card look for Hoopla and Kanopy for some free movies.

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