Deadpool
2 – 10/10
You
should only read this if you have already seen Deadpool 2 or have no
desire to anytime soon and don't mind spoilers because I will be
spoiling the shit out of this movie. There will be no things I didn't
like because this was awesome as fuck and everyone involved needs to
be proud of themselves for making a movie that forced me to contain
my laughter. I loved the first movie and this one was better for me
in every sense. From action, story, and humor. There were also a ton
of surprises that I'll spoil the fuck out of so if you don't wanna
know stop reading now.
This
takes place a few years after the first movie and Deadpool is living
the life. He is a mercenary being paid to kill people which he loves
doing. During one insane ass mission he misses killing one guy
because he locks himself in a safe room which pisses Deadpool off. He
ends up heading home late for his anniversary with Vanessa. She tells
him that she wants to have a baby with him and everything is so nice
and sweet until some guys barge in and start lighting the place up
with bullets. And Deadpool fails to stop him. Vanessa is shot dead
and Deadpool races downstairs, catches the guy, and lets a car hit
the both of them. By the way, Deadpool can be terrifying when he is
upset.
The
movie reverses back to the start because it begins with him setting
to blow his house up. I thought it was because Vanessa left him, not
that she was killed. He blows himself to pieces and Colossus shows up
and takes him back to the X-Men mansion. Negasonic Teenage Warhead is
there along with her girlfriend Yukio are also there. Negasonic
doesn't do too much in this movie just like in the first which is
disappointing. I like Yukio and Deadpool's weird little greetings
with one another. Colossus wants Deadpool to join the team and
Deadpool once again mocks the fact that no other X-Men are
there...until a door closes and most of the fucking X-Men team are in
the room! I was like “What the fuck did I just see?!”
The
team shows up at a mutant reeducation center where this kid named
Russell aka Firefist is in a standoff with police. Deadpool tries to
relate to the kid, talk to him, a fight ensues, and next thing you
know Deadpool has shot one of the employees and he and the kid are
arrested and taken to this place called the Icebox. They have these
collars put on that negate their mutant abilities. Now Deadpool is
just a guy that is riddled with cancer eating his body up and killing
him inside a prison with criminals like Black Tom Cassidy. Seriously.
He is just the start of mutants that appear and shocked the fuck out
of me. Next thing you know Cable arrives.
By
this point I had actually forgot that Cable was in this movie. I was
so into this that I forgot the plot. In the future Cable is standing
over the body of ashen corpses. He turns a dial and travels back in
time. He starts hunting who I think is Deadpool until you find out
that he is trying to kill Firefist. Deadpool wants nothing to do with
the kid who keeps trying to attack folks with a pen he keeps in his
“prison pocket.”
He wants to be a badass and ends up becoming
friends with “the beast.” I don't wanna spoil who it is but when
this character shows up in the flesh it was so hard for me not to
start cheering. Deadpool and Cable end up exploding out of the
prison. Deadpool seems dead again and has a vision of Vanessa and
tries to interpret what she is saying to him.
Deadpool
is convinced that he needs a team. He and Weasel post an ad for a new
team and the people that show up are Domino who needs her own movie.
She is such a badass. I won't even get into how I want her to be my
new friend. This guy named Peter that just saw the ad and thought it
would be fun. This guy is incredible. Shatterstar fucking shows up! A
guy named Bedlam appears. And The Vanisher. I never thought I would
laugh so hard at a empty parachute flying through the sky.
Oh, I
almost forgot about Zeitgeist. These are real characters from
the comics. Their first mission is a fucking disaster! I won't say
what happens but I could not stop laughing. This then leads to one of
the coolest high speed chases ever filmed. I seem to say that every
year or two, but the shit is for real. Domino has some of the coolest
moments.
At
this point I am gonna stop talking about the movie because I have
spoiled some stuff but there is so much more to say and I want you
bastards to go see this. This is better than the first film and Ryan Reynolds needs to be congratulated for making one of the best
superhero movies. I heard some review where they got tired of the
fourth wall stuff but I loved it and it led to one of the best scenes
in this movie at the end.
This movie tops everything from the first
and the cast is amazing and perfect in their parts. Josh
Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz, T.J. Miller,
Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapičić, as well as Leslie Uggams as
Blind Al and Karan Soni as Dopinder. If you are not squeamish and
love laughing like a damned fool see this movie.
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