Dolemite
???/10
I am
not gonna sit here and try to give this movie an actual number
rating. This movie was fucking insane. Let me rant about something
for a moment. Amazon has a ton of movies. It is not easy to find new
movies. They suggest booty ass movies most times but this time after
watching Dolemite they suggested a ton of Black films and my goofy
ass is gonna watch a whole bunch of cheesy ones that I have heard of
but never seen like this one. Dolemite has been set up by a rival and
is spending twenty years in prison. The warden makes a deal with him
to stop the guy because even though Dolemite was bad this guy is way
worse. Dolemite gets out and minutes later he and his women gun down
three guys.
I
watched this and am still not sure what Dolemite does. Is he a pimp?
Drug peddler? Club owner? Comedian? Kung fu master? I think he is
actually all of the above. This movie had me cracking up at the fight
scenes. It was like they said what they would do moments before
filming. People would go down that didn't get hit. Kicks would be two
feet away. People would get hit, not fall in time, and the threat of
another kick would put them down. I thought this movie would be full
of hot women but there was only one I was checking out and I didn't
even see her face. This movie is full of lady breasts and butt. There
is even a pasty butt for the ladies. It was gross. His ass looked
like a bag of milk.
Dolemite
and his kung fu lady crew end up winning the club back and murdering
a lot of people. I also wish there was a movie just about the
Hamburger Pimp. Who says shit like “Yeah, I'm so bad, I kick my own
ass twice a day. Shit, you ain't sayin' nothin'!” Seriously, a lot
of folks die in this. I loved that it was filmed in LA too. I didn't
know that this took place here. People would have been sweating their
balls off in those outfits in this city. I have seen one other movie
from Moore when I was a kid and probably shouldn't have been allowed
to. I wanna watch it again and see if I can blame my parents for some
more random ass issues I have as an adult.
Dolemite
Rudy Ray Moore
Queen
Bee Lady Reed
Willie
Green D'Urville Martin
Reverend
Gibbs West Gale
Mitchell
John Kerry
Blakely
Jerry Jones
Creeper
Vainus Rackstraw
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