The Mad Doctor Of Blood Island 6/10
This movie was fucking insane. Blame Miss Jackie. The Mad Doctor Of Blood Island has one of the best intros talking about this magic green potion that will make you immune to monsters. Next thing you know a completely butt booty ass naked woman is running from a swamp monster. Every time the monster is one screen the camera starts zooming in and out quickly which made me laugh every time. This is one of those movies that would have been fun to see in a theater. People are arriving on an island because people are getting sick. One of the guys wants to see his father and the captain of the ship is like “You all have fun. That island is cursed as fuck!” The guys mom does not want to leave the island and I wouldn't either after looking at them women. There are no ugly women on this island! Oh, and the evil doctor looks like an evil doctor.
The rest of this movie is boring conversations, bad acting, lots of naked folks, and of course the monster. I love how in early horror films you couldn't even tell what the monster did. They would growl and the next thing you know someone would be covered in wounds and their guts would be out. They discover that the guy who was looking for his dad, well, he is the monster. The doctor is turning random ass people into monsters. Why? I'm sure he has a logical explanation. Just when they think everything is good after the monster remembers some human piece of its mind and kills the doctor back on the boat leaving green ooze starts dripping. Like, monster? Wait till you reach land before you get creepy. Check this out on Amazon. It is complete nonsense.
John Ashley as Dr. Bill Foster
Angelique Pettyjohn as Sheila Willard
Ronald Remy as Dr. Lorca
Alicia Alonzo as Marla
Tony Edmunds as Mr. Willard
Alfonso Carvajal as Ramu
Bruno Punzalan as Razak
Edward D. Murphy as Captain
Eddie Garcia as the monster
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