Marvel
has a lot of new movies coming out this and next year as well as a
bunch of new TV series that all manage to look good somehow. I am
gonna write about five of the next set of movies and how excited I am
about them. Hint: way more excited than I was about the DC ones. Deal
with it.
Excitement
Level – 5/5
Cast:
Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pughm, David Harbour, and Rachel Weisz
You
know what made me want to see this movie even more than I originally
wanted to? A damned video essay on Youtube by Implicitly Pretentious
(click to watch). I liked her character but was so used to her that I
didn't appreciate her character. I watched Iron Man 2 again and
forgot how she was even introduced into the MCU. That video essay
showed her character through all of the films and how she fit into
the group, related to characters, and grew far more than I realized.
I didn't know how the hell they planned on even making this
considering on how Endgame, well, ended. The trailer for this looks
cool as hell and I am mad interested to see some of the characters
they will introduce. I'll be seeing this the first day it comes out.
The
Eternals
Excitement
Level – 4/5
Cast:
Richard Madden, Gemma Chan, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian
Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh, Don Lee, Barry Keoghan,
Angelina Jolie, and Kit Harington
If not
for Thor and Guardians Of The Galaxy a movie like this would be
straight up laughable. Those previous films made this earn the right
to do some crazy shit like make a film about an entire group that
likely most people have not heard of. I want this movie to be weird
as hell and if they go all out with it in terms of a good story and
special effects my ass is gonna be sitting in the theater squealing.
Excitement
Level – 4/5
Cast:
Simu Liu and Tony Leung
They
are not playing around with this movie. They have hired Asians to
write, direct, and star in this. None of that Iron Fist bullshit
happening here! I have read maybe two comics based off this character
and am excited to check it out. You don't think I wanna see MCU level
production with karate mixed in the shit?! Are you crazy?! This is
supposed to have the Mandarin in it and I am so happy because even
going as far back as they first Iron Man movie they have been teasing
this shit and ended up dropping a Cleveland steamer on my chest that
I did not ask for by having an actor playing a character of the
Mandarin in Iron Man 3. When I did not give a shit about Iron Man growing up my
only exposure to him was through cartoons and the Mandarin was his
main villain so I was like cool, they gonna have him. Nah. Hopefully
he kicks all the ass in this.
Excitement
Level – 5/5
Cast:
Benedict Cumberbatch, Elizabeth Olsen, and Benedict Wong
I
loved the first film way more than I expected to. Doctor Strange was
a tripped ass movie that I feel bad for people that didn't see it in
theaters. This is supposed to tie into the Wanda/Vision series that
I'll be watching. There recently was a report saying that Sam Raimi
was going to direct this and I shit myself and could not stop crying.
Huge fan of the guy and can't even begin to imagine what he would do
with a movie like this. The title alone is enough to get me all kinds
of hype but I already know that my body is not ready for what I'm
gonna see.
Excitement
Level – 5/5
Cast:
Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, and Natalie Portman
Don't
care what this is even about. I straight up just want to see more of
Thor doing cool shit in space. Likely space. I think. Portman coming
back is shocking and she is gonna be the lady Thor! Fuck me this is
gonna be cool! And Taika Waititi is directing it so I know I am gonna
laugh like an idiot.
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