Truck
Stop Women DNF/10
This
movie stunk and I didn't finish it. A lady runs a brothel at a truck
stop while also stealing trucks and/or what's in the vehicles. A mob
wants to take over their business and the owner doesn't want that
while her daughter wants more out of life and wants to stop them.
Plenty of boobs and gross 70's guys hooting and chasing after them. I
stopped about thirty five minutes in because I could not sit through
another montage of trucks driving to bad country music about said
trucks.
The
Million Eyes Of Sumuru 1/10
This
movie was ass. An evil woman runs this evil crew of evil women that
get with powerful men and kill them and then take over. Not sure how
that works. Its not like a world leader dies and their spouse takes
over. These guys are supposed to take them down and there are body
doubles that turn into statues with some poison the women have. It
was stupid and I was able to clean my apartment while it played. This
movie whomps.
Devil's
Express 1/10
This
movie had so much potential. A demon from Japan ends up in New York
and has to do battle with a kung fu master. This dude in New York
that looks nothing like the guy on the poster other than he is Black
trains people and talks exactly like you'd imagine he talks when you
see him. He and his student who is obviously a dirtbag go to Japan
and while there the dirtbag steals a medallion. A demon emerges who
is a dude stumbling around the city with his eyelids painted white.
I shit you not. Okay. You think I'm playing?
There.
This movie sucked. There was nothing about it that was funny or cool.
There were scenes where people were talking and there was no sound. I
thought I accidentally hit mute. I watched all of these movies on
Amazon but I couldn't suggest any of them to you. I also talked to
Miss Jackie about stopping movies even sooner if they are bad. Ten
minutes tops!
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