The
Prophecy 6/10
I had
not seen this movie, The Prophecy, since I was in high school. All I
remembered were a couple of actors in it and that Lucifer roared like
a sexy lion. This movie was fucking weird. Not in a bad way but it
was super weird. This dude named Thomas Dagget is about to be made
into a Catholic priest when all of a sudden he starts seeing images
of angels fighting and he collapses. Next thing you know he's a cop.
Seriously. It is that fast. He heads home and this guy named Simon
warns him about bad things coming. Simon, who is an angel, gets
attacked by another angel that ain't even got eyes and kills him. The
police come and Thomas is one of them. They do an autopsy and it is a
hermaphrodite with baby bones and no eyes ever.
Simon
finds this dead colonel from the Korean War who was a monster. Simon
mouth kisses his dead body and takes his “dark soul” that the
angels need to win a war in heaven. It is weird. I told you that
already. The angel Gabriel wants this dark soul which at this point
Simon has kissed into this small girl who is now sick. The child is
Native and her family want to exorcise her. Gabriel kills Simon and
starts snooping around after finding out a kid has the dark soul.
Lucifer shows up and tries to tempt Thomas and knows everything about
him. Lucifer lets the teacher, Katherine, know that no human souls
are being allowed into heaven since this war is going on. It is a lot
of stuff happening very fast. The young girl has a teacher that gets
far more involved than any teacher would.
The
ending involves a speeding truck with a zombie woman trying to kill
Thomas, the truck flying into the small location the girl is being
exorcised in, Gabriel having his heart ripped out by Lucifer, a demon
attack and being defeated by a laser from heaven, and a happy ending.
Weird. I don't know how I managed to forget all of the nonsense in
this movie. It is on Amazon. After I finished they suggested the
sequel which I am pretty sure I've never seen so I'll watch that
soon.
Christopher
Walken as Gabriel
Elias
Koteas as Thomas Dagget
Virginia
Madsen as Katherine
Eric
Stoltz as Simon
Viggo
Mortensen as Lucifer
Amanda
Plummer as Rachael
Moriah
Shining Dove Snyder as Mary
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