Godzilla
King Of The Monsters 1/10
This
film was trash! There. You can stop reading now. Godzilla: King Of
The Monsters had me hype as hell when that trailer came out last
year. I didn't rush to see it but just watched it on HBO and my lord.
What a boring, strange mess. I liked the first Godzilla movie back in
2014 but thought the human parts were boring. Well, it was like they
decided that the best decision with this one was to take that and
multiply it by twenty. There are zero interesting characters in this
movie. Not even the monsters. I found myself squinting a lot to fully
see the monsters.
The
basic story is that a couple lost their son during a Godzilla attack
and they are now divorced and the dad is out taking pictures of
wolves while mom is plotting to wake up every monster that is around
the world to kill a bunch of human and thin the herd. She is Thanos.
The mom is Thanos. Its stupid. She tries to change her mind later but
by that point its way too late. They wake up a monster way worse than
Godzilla and have to use other monsters to fight it but those
monsters think the worst monster is their leader. Again. Its dumb.
I wish
this had been a cool movie. I'm not gonna waste my time adding the
cast for this like I do with other reviews. It is not worth my time
and I need to do a review for the latest episode of The Boys. This
movie was not cheesy enough to be enjoyable. The human aspect was so
fucking lame. Every single person in this had a quip. No matter what
was happening a quip followed. There is nothing about this situation
that needed a quip! There are actual monsters destroying the planet
and killing people. Make a joke! And don't talk to me about dark
humor in situations. I used to move dead bodies. I wouldn't suggest
this movie to anyone. I didn't give it a 0/10 only because I finished
it and that soldier woman was hot.
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