Monday, February 21, 2022

The Review: The King's Man

 


The King's Man 1/10


This movie was terrible. Really enjoyed the first one and couldn't make it through the first fifteen minutes of the sequel. I was excited about this one...two years ago. This was supposed to had been come out but it kept being pushed back because you all don't know how to stay indoors and wear masks properly. Well, they released this on streaming and this feels like they took two movies that weren't that good and turned it into one terrible and long feeling one. I'm not sure how to even explain this movie. Guy used to be a soldier, didn't like it, wife gets killed trying to do good, guy doesn't want son to be a soldier, son gets killed in war, father is like “Fuck it” and starts fighting again to stop the war from getting worse. I wasn't even excited during the fight scenes. I just kinda sat here and they happened. The funny thing about this is that the character that I thought would be the main focus gets shot in the face and its all downhill from there. Well, more downhill. And then this movie had the nerve to threaten me with a sequel. No thank you.

Ralph Fiennes as Orlando, Duke of Oxford/Arthur

Gemma Arterton as Polly Watkins/Galahad

Rhys Ifans as Grigori Rasputin

Djimon Hounsou as Shola/Merlin

Tom Hollander as King George/Percival

Harris Dickinson as Conrad Oxford

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