Thursday, December 19, 2024

The Review: A Wesley Christmas Wedding


A Wesley Christmas Wedding 0/10


Another Wesley movie another piece of ass. L and I started watching the third movie on accident and were trying to piece together what we recalled from the first movie. She then discovered that we missed the second movie (this one) so we started watching. This movie dumb. Its based around the bootleg Chris Brown son getting married to his sisters friend from the first movie. Turns out his ex wife that cheated is still married to him and he never settled that. He does by paying her two million dollars. His future wife, Ryan, has a mother that was acting like she was auditioning for a sequel to Mommie Dearest. Like, her character was far too outlandish for even this film.



The other manufactured drama was the sister Cydney thinking she may be pregnant (just tired) and choosing between this dude she ain't even been with a year and following her dream of singing and touring. The older brother is just...there. His wife is going through postpartum depression. Their daughters that look 13,18, and 50 at the same time are home from school. One is dating an idiot that is cheating (this is her theme I guess) and the other dropped out of school and was using the money her parents sent to fund it. And by fund it I mean waste it cause she in debt. The main mom has an old boyfriend that is there and being a creep but she doesn't see it that way but her husband does. The war vet that is now with the hot aunt are around and the most normal. Yes, the PTSD veteran and alcoholic woman are the most normal people in this.



I really don't know why these movies are made or how it happened three times. I already know my lady is gonna make me finish that third one we started where the crew just wanted a trip to South Africa. The camera quality changed throughout the film. I know that Christmas movies aren't supposed to be deep or anything but they would start some shit and then say “Therapy is the answer.” The annoying mother of the bride did a complete 180 that was not even close to earned. These movies are dog butt.


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