“Robin and Daniel foster Kathelia who is mute with a dark past that haunts the family.” This is all the Wiki page for this raggedy ass movie says. I could barely even find any photos to use for this post. L. was looking through streaming services and we decided to check this nonsense out. This is about this little girl named Kathelia who gets adopted by this normal couple. Nothing weird or shady about them. She had witnessed something tragic happen to her family and doesn't talk. She gets to their house and just stares at them. I know she cant talk but you not gonna just stare at me all the damn time. By the way, since there is no description given I am going based on memory and shit will be out of order and forgotten. Its been like three days and my brain is already trying to flush this movie out my mind.
So while the couple, Robin and Daniel, and sleeping Kathy (I am getting tired of writing her made up ass name and my OpenOffice telling me I'm wrong) goes and grabs some knives and takes them to her room. The food in the house rots immediately after her arrival too. The swimming pool starts getting these pink chunks and Daniel is like “Ooh! Let me touch it with my hands!” He tries scaring Kathy with some and she slaps it out of her hand. By the way, this dude is incredibly dumb. He does nothing right in this movie. Daniel shows Kathy his man-cave and she steals a saw and power drill from him. I'm thinking this is to fight whatever is haunting her. Nope. Its to defend herself from what she knows is coming. Write it down or something!
Robin and Daniel have been trying to have a child and can't but suddenly Robin is pregnant. Then she is ultra pregnant! I ain't been pregnant but I know that you don't show that fast. Seriously, she looks two months pregnant in a few days. Daniel doesn't suggest going to a doctor. He happy. There is a daughter named Fiona that lives with her goofy ass mother, Lizzie. Fiona meets Kathy when Kathy is destroying all the dolls Robin has had since she was a child. Just tossing them in a creek. River. Stream. Whatever. Fiona also has a special ability to see colors in people and spiritual shit. She will also just sit there and watch you die because to her there is no difference. Her attic is full of dead folk drawings. One day she bonks Kathy on the head with a hammer. Kathy wakes in a hospital and a doctor that acted like he was in another movie says that there is a twin inside Kathy's brain. Like Malignant or a few other movies and TV shows.
Fast forward Robin is still crazy pregnant despite miscarrying jars of babies. Daniel takes Kathy to an address and an old lady is there with maggots coming out her leg bandage. She tries to attack Kathy. Her husband explains that Kathy is evil and his wife was too old to get pregnant. Robin is full blown sicko mode and attacks Kathy. Robin stabs Daniel with scissors and this is after she killed her doctor stabbing her fifty-leven times. She gives birth to a monster that crawls and bites Daniel. Joy's mother got her throat slit. Joy didn't care. Kathy throws to monster baby in the trash. Robin collapses. The end. What the fuck was this waste of time and energy?! Mind you, I left out a lot of other dumb shit that happens in this (like the power drill to the skull scene) and there is no real explanation for anything like how the twin has the ability to make a woman pregnant multiple times. This is what they get for fucking in that nasty pool.
Olivia Macklin as Robin
Dylan McTee as Daniel
Avangeline Friedlander as Kathelia
Lily D. Moore as Fiona
Shawnee Smith as Lizzie
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