Showing posts with label The Brave One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Brave One. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

DVDiculous: The Brave One


Apparently killing folks is like eating potato chips: you cant stop at just one. This is what I’ve learned after watching The Brave One starring Jodie Foster. Well, I also learned that New York City is a place where everyone is just waiting for rob you at every turn. Literally. There was not one place this woman went where bad shit wasn’t happening!

White giiiiiirl...

So the movie is about a chick and her fiancĂ© being in love which means that somebody has got to die. I mean, seriously. Who falls in love anymore? So while they’re walking through a park at night letting their dog run free--wait one goddamned second. Is it just me or are they asking to get fucked up? Anyway, they get cornered and the dude gets killed while the chick gets wrecked.