A Taste Of Evil 8/10
I liked this movie was more than I thought I would. This is about a girl that gets attacked, ends up in a Swiss hospital, comes back home, and shit gets bananas. Made for TV in 1971 but still good right now. The perfect amount of nonsense.
Barbara Stanwyck as Miriam Jennings
Barbara Parkins as Susan Wilcox
Roddy McDowall as Dr. Michael Lomas
William Windom as Harold Jennings
Arthur O'Connell as John
Dawn Frame as Young Susan
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Willie Dynamite 6/10
This movie was better than it should've been. This angry ass pimp wants to run the city and doesn't wanna be part of the pimp union that is being formed. This movie had everything. Lamb skin suits. Knife fights. Mental abuse. And is that ALF, the alien life form? No. It's just a terrible wig the bottom girl is wearing. This was close to being a 7/10.
Roscoe Orman as William Andrew "Willie Dynamite" Short
Diana Sands as Cora
Thalmus Rasulala as Daniels
Joyce Walker as Pashen
Norma Donaldson as Honey
Roger Robinson as Bell
Albert Hall as Pointer
George Murdock as Celli
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Black Fist 1/10
I was so bummed out that this movie sucked. I was hoping that this would be about this Black dude just whipping all the asses. Instead it was a guy that barely won every fight he was in. I didn't know who the hell his wife actually was or if he had some extra girls on the side. This was just awful. I still talked a lot of trash.
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Humanoids From The Deep 8/10
I watched this crazy ass movie last night and laughed and shouted at people who can't hear me cause they're in a movie made when I was 1 years old. This movie had everything. Racist fishermen, swamp monsters looking for human ass, gore, psychic babies, unnecessary explosions, a banjo band. And is that Lorne Greene? No. Its Vic Morrow playing a mumbling sheriff!
Doug McClure as Jim Hill
Ann Turkel as Dr. Susan Drake
Vic Morrow as Hank Slattery
Cindy Weintraub as Carol Hill
Anthony Pena as Johnny Eagle
Denise Galik as Linda Beale
Lynn Schiller as Peggy Larson
Meegan King as Jerry Potter
Breck Costin as Tommy Hill
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Night Of The Demons 6/10
I watched this crazy ass movie where a bunch of “teens” go to a party that they were invited to by someone no one seems to like. This movie was actually good. I talked a lot of nonsense while watching and laughed my ass off. This movie has everything. Pervy brothers, sexual harassment, synth music, demons, Coors Light, coffin sex. And is that JB Smoove? No. It's Rodger, the hero we all deserve!
Cathy Podewell as Judy
Amelia Kinkade as Angela Franklin
William Gallo as Sal Romero
Alvin Alexis as Rodger
Linnea Quigley as Suzanne
Lance Fenton as Jay Jansen
Hal Havins as Stooge
Allison Barron as Helen
Philip Tanzini as Max
Jill Terashita as Frannie
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Chopper Chicks In Zombietown 4/10
These biker ladies calling themselves Cycle Sluts roll into a town that don't want them to face off against some zombies that have broken free. The only thing that stands between this town being destroyed are some biker ladies, a bus full of blind kids, and a little person. I'm not making any of this up.
Jamie Rose as Dede
Catherine Carlen as Rox
Lycia Naff as T. C.
Vicki Frederick as Jewel
Kristina Loggia as Jojo
Gretchen Palmer as Rusty
Martha Quinn as Mae Clutter
Don Calfa as Ralph Willum
Billy Bob Thornton as Donny
Hal Sparks as Lance
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