Logan
3/10
There
will definitely be some spoilers. I finally watched the latest
Wolverine/X-Men movie Logan. I was shocked by how much I was not
impressed with it considering so many reviews I watched slobbered all
over its knob. It was just fine. Not impressive, fun, exciting, or
anything special. It was just fine to me. I think I would have
enjoyed this more if I didn't have almost two decades of shitty X-Men
films in my head because even though they “rebooted” them they
continued to drag the same dog shit on their shoes throughout the
entire series.
Hugh
Jackman returns again as Wolverine/Logan/James Howlett/Weapon X. Its
2029 and there are no more mutants and the planet in general doesn't
look very fun at all. His healing factor is all honked up now and he
is slowly dying. He can't heal from injuries the way he used to. He
drives limos an deals with assholes. He meets up with Caliban who
takes care of Professor X played once again by Patrick Stewart. The
Professor is suffering from dementia now and instead of using racial
slurs when he flips out he lets out a psychic blasts that
incapacitates people or kills them.
Logan
takes a job from this lady running off with a little girl named
Laura. She is the one with claws and healing factor. You get her back
story but whatever. Bunch of kids being trained as weapons. The rest
of the movie is fighting, explosions, sadness, a younger Wolverine,
and people dying. This is the last one of these films with Jackman so
you can imagine what happens. In a year or two another movie will be
made rebooting the character all over again. This movie expects you to have watched all the previous films or know random ass characters from the comics. Anyone else remember Caliban from another movie?
I
never want to hear the snikt of Wolverine's claws again. I wish they
could have made different levels of its sound effect. I am confused
as to why people liked this film so much. Someone called it “the
Dark Knight” of this series which made me laugh. Not one of these
films have come close to being as good as a Batman film. Even when I
watch the older X-Men films I thought were okay I realize that they
were okay because the previous one was such shit. These films have
managed to get worse each time or make me care less about each one. I
wish this was the end of these characters period. It was run down
before it even got to this one.
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