Saturday, July 26, 2025

The Review: Love Hurts


Love Hurts 1/10


This movie was ass. I had heard of it and realized that I could just stream it so I did. Thankfully I wasn't expecting too much because I got even less than that. Guy named Marvin is a realtor and loving his life when suddenly this lady Rose he was once in love with comes back. He was supposed to have killed her for his brother Knuckles but let her live and now she wants her life back. Whatever the fuck that means. Different hitmen come after Marvin looking for Rose. They try to give the hitmen personalities which I blame Smokin' Aces for. The fight scenes go from “Oh, this is good” to “Okay, so now everyone is clumsy and can no longer fight. Got it.” This movie has some actual people that have made good movies and can act but there is only so much you can do with this trash ass story and writing. This reminded me of how everyone wants to be John Wick and Nobody but end up being Proud Mary, Atomic Blonde, and recently Novocaine. Just pure flash with no substance. Relationships feel forced. Music scenes jarring. Reactions ridiculous. Just...no.


Ke Huy Quan as Marvin Gable

Ariana DeBose as Rose Carlisle

Daniel Wu as Alvin "Knuckles" Gable

Marshawn Lynch as King

Mustafa Shakir as The Raven/Roger

Lio Tipton as Ashley

Rhys Darby as Kippy Betts


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