The Review: Ozark Season 2

Ozark Season Two 10/10

My body was not ready for this! This will have some spoilers. This season had some many twists and turns and surprises that I wish I had done a recap of every single episode to have been more thorough. The first season of Ozark was amazing and the second did not disappoint. What I love most about this show is that no one feels safe not even the main characters. If you watched how the last season ended then you know that just when things feel like they are falling into place and there can be a moment of peace so crazy shit is about to take place. As nutty as the first season was now that everyone is established I knew they were gonna have to up the ante for this one to even come close to the first. They did. I've never yelled at my TV so much while watching a show.

The Review: Ozark

Ozark 10/10

There will be spoilers. Babies. I know I am late writing this review but I finished the Netflix series Ozark a while back after taking time off to watch other shows. This series was pretty damned incredible. Again, Netflix has a knack for shitty posters that make me not want to watch their shows and friends and family have to get me to check them out. Cam suggested this one and I was hooked. I am not kidding. There is a scene in the first episode that is so intense I could have crushed coal into diamonds with my asshole. After that I knew that I was in and going to finish this show.

Theater Whore: Apollo 18 & Horrible Bosses

This time I’m gonna give you all a twofer since neither one of these films warrants a full review. And yes, there will be spoilers. Up first is Apollo 18 starring Warren Christie, Lloyd Owen and Ryan Robbins as three astronauts manning the Apollo 18 spacecraft.

The format of the movie is kinda strange and could’ve been awesome if used in moderation. Cameras from the shuttle and the crew members tell the tale of two of the astronauts walking on the moon and collecting specimens. There are strange happenings going on however and if you happen to miss them because of the grainy camera ass camera the shot actually pauses and focuses on what you should’ve been able to see.