Lady
Cocoa 6/10
This
movie was so fucking weird. I watched Lady Cocoa as I continue to
watch strange ass movies from the 70's with the encouragement of Miss
Jackie. I don't know why she is doing it. Maybe she crazy. I'm doing
it because I do weird shit. This movie is about one of the most
annoying people you have ever seen committed to film having to be
protected and not killed like every instinct in your body would have
you do. Cocoa is in prison for not helping turn on her mobster
boyfriend. She is in jail but has a nice set up going with flowers
and everything. Shit's nice. So she gets released and is supposed to
be under the protection of police. They take her to a hotel in Reno
where all she has to do is wait to testify against her man. She
decides to be a total shit bird every chance she gets. She wants more
clothes. She wants more food. She wants the cop guarding her to
lotion her back and bone her. She wants-wait. What?
