Proud
Mary 1/10
“When
is this movie over?” is not something I should ask out loud while
watching something that isn't even 90 minutes long. Whoever did the
trailer for Proud Mary starring Taraji P. Henson deserves an award
for trickery because they managed to cobble together parts of this
hot garbage and fool me into wanting to watch it. This is about a hit
woman for a mafia that is allegedly very good at her job but seems
super sloppy and reckless. She also has magic guns that go from
silent to not when the scene needs it. Or just shitty sound editing.
Some asshole kid that in other movies would be a victim you fight for
stays alive in this and causes trouble that Mary uses bullets to make
even worse. Seriously. Bullets are the period at the end of sentences
in this. And by the way, no cops ever show up. Even in John Wick they
do and they know the deal.
