Monday, May 19, 2014

Nothing But Gossip May 19th 2014

Lindsay Lohan had a lawsuit thrown out that would have made her have to swear under oath that she had indeed had a miscarriage. Many, including me, still don't believe her. Which one of us is the worst person in this situation?

Kate Major, the woman who gave birth to the kid of Michael Lohan, is heading to jail for probation violation for being a drunkard. She was on probation for being drunk and fighting a cop. Good times.

Someone tried to break into V. Stiviano's home. I am so tired of this women. Its like, thanks for recording Donald Sterling because he's a racist asshole, but sit your strange looking ass at home and stop talking.

Jay Z, Beyonce, and “The Elevator Crusader” Solange are all doing great and hanging out again! They released a joint statement. “Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family. The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.”

Robin Thicke spent the awards last night trying to get his wife, Paula Patton back. Stop it! You fucked around on her very publicly and she sobered up for ten minutes and realized that the world was laughing at her. Just move on, dude. Do you like your dad and marry a chick that is 30 years younger. Wait. Don't. She's be in elementary school.

The lead singer Deryk Whibley of the band Sum 41 was spotted out recently looking a few decades older than his current 34 years. Apparently years and years of drinking caught up to him and his liver and kidneys said “Oh, is that how you wanna play it?” and shut down.

The son of rapper 50 Cent named Marquis Jackson posted a picture and this message after he says his father skipped his graduation. “Yea I broke down. I was really excited to see my pops at my graduation but he never showed up smh. My sister and mama is always there for me just know that you wasn't. I did it without you.” 50 says he didn't know about the ceremony and anyways he's in another country filming another film no one will see. So take that, son!

Ray J is sending about $47,000 as a wedding gift to Kim and Kanye West. How did he get the money? It represents four months profit from the porno he made with her which is why we know who the fuck she is. That's right. Kim Kardashian is a porn star. If she don't want it he said he'll give it to her favorite charity.


More Kim and Kanye stuff. Here they are getting ice cream. No, that ass does nothing for me.

Johnny Weir and his husband Victor Voronov got into a fight after Johnny saw some old texts he thought were recent talking shit about him on Victor's phone. They recently got back together and made a list of things that they could and couldn't do. Guess attacking each other physically was not on that list. Victor called cops so we'll see how this all turned out. People don't know how to react to this story because its two guys that are married so everyone is just kinda joking about it.

Lamar Sally and his soon to be ex wife Sherri Sheppard have been going at it! He says their kid can't tie his shoes and he's 9 years old (around when I decided it was time to learn myself) an that she wasn't supposed to get fat. Sherri wants to be able to keep the kid they don't have yet through a surrogate. Here is some of the stuff he asked for her to sign in an amendment to their prenup.

"I respect my husband's opinions and recognize him as the leader of our home. I will always speak well of my husband."

"I enjoy having sex with my husband. I crave intimacy with him and want to be uninhibited and free in our lovemaking."


"It is my joy to submit to my husband as a way to honor God."

Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame was arrested for entering the office building where the tapes are made. He is supposed to stay 100 feet from it which is the opposite of heading to the 10th floor with his pregnant wife who he says security “manhandled.” He was charged with misdemeanor battery. Who is dumb enough to get pregnant by this guy anyway?

Michael Egan who said that director Bryan Singer and David Neuman molested him as a teen swore years ago that they didn't and it was three other men. But now he says that they did. You go bye now.

Rihanna went to a Clipper game and it appears that's its really cold in that arena.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are still living together after their “conscious uncoupling.” 

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