Nothing But Gossip May 2nd 2014

Everybody and their mama has been talking about racist Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. He was recorded by his side piece, V. Stiviano. Part of her gig was to record him and likely bone him which is just...ugh. My mother says that she looks like a cat. Vivid Entertainment (porn!) has offered her a chance to shoot a porn with big wanged Black dudes. Sterling was fined $2.5 million and banned for life from the NBA. They will be trying to force him to sell the team as soon as possible. I just wish his chick would stop wearing that silly ass Daft Punk visor. Here are some gems from this man.

She's up all night to get lucky.

“It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you're associating with black people. Do you have to?”

“You can sleep with black people. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that and not to bring them to my games.”

“I'm just saying, in your lousy fucking Instagrams, you don't have to have yourself with, walking with black people.”

Breaking news! Sterling got cancer. If you say anything about karma or god chances are we'll be roommates in hell. It is being reported that he has had it for the last couple of years. I wonder how many people are gonna feel bad for him now. I am pretty consistent with my dislike of folks. Someone who thinks that their race is superior to another needs to just disappear. We're all just different colored meat bags. Racism is just another reason why I hate culture. I'm not even gonna get into that right now.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are supposed to get married this weekend and no one cares.

Chris Brown will remain in jail in D.C until his hearing in a week or so for violating his probation. He looks like shit! This dude was not built for being locked up. Seriously, people need to realize that beating people up is not the best way to deal with things that bother you.

Porn stars are mad at Samuel L. Jackson. At a news conference for the new Captain America: Winter Soldier someone asked him what the best pop culture achievements was in the last half century and he said Redtube. I disagree. I say its Pornhub but who am I to disagree with one of the coolest men on the planet?

Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom might be fuckin'! Also, it is being said that Kylie and Kendall Jenner think that Selena is the bad influence after she dumped them off her Instagram.

Columbus Short is a fucking idiot that doesn't know when to stop. Over Easter weekend it is reported that he broke into the home he is not supposed to be in and jacked it up. Sometimes restraining orders are not enough, law. He released a statement after he was fired from the very successful show, Scandal. “At this time I must confirm my exit from a show I've called home for 3 years, with what is the most talented ensemble in television today. Everything must come to an end and unfortunately the time has come for Harrison Wright to exit the canvas. I wish nothing but the best for Shonda, Kerry and the rest of the cast.”

George Clooney is off the market, ladies and even some fellas that are unrealistic. Amal Alamuddin somehow managed to tie him down and they are engaged. Her job released a statement spoiling the news for everyone. “The barristers and staff of Doughty Street Chambers offer their best wishes and congratulations to Ms Amal Alamuddin, a member of Chambers, and Mr George Clooney on their engagement to be married.” Clooney has been married once before years ago.

She won.

Paul Simon and his wife Edie Brickell were charged with disorderly conduct after Simon called police after his wife slapped him after he shoved her. He called but hung up not realizing that cops have a tendency to show up when you do that shit. The image of an angry Paul Simon is so bizarre to me.

Some guy famous for Instagram named Dan Bilzerian is gonna be in trouble for tossing a porn star iff a roof. Janice Griffith and he were on a roof where he tosses her into a swimming pool and she ends up breaking her foot...or so she says. This wasn't an attack and it doesn't help that she grabbed his shirt as he launched her. She posted a picture of her foot in a cast and there is no bruising and she had the cast on the wrong foot.

Peaches Geldof likely died of a heroin overdose and that is not shocking at all if you know anything about her life.

Music producer The-Dream is being sought after by New York police for beating the shit out of his ex girlfriend who was pregnant during the assault. Her name is Lydia Nam and I need to see what she looks like. She is either gonna be smoking hot or look like a child. That's how men like 'em nowadays.

Column B.

Actor Bob Hoskins died after a bout with pneumonia. He retired from acting after revealing he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Rapper T.I and The Game almost got into a big ass fight with cops after they came outside a club, saw their friend bloody, and thought LAPD did it. Turns out it was club security. One of them soccer kicked a guy while he was on the ground. Someone gonna end up in the papers!

Rihanna is being sued for defamation of character by a former bodyguard. Who cares? She posed naked this week and I am still waiting to find her attractive.

This helps a tiny bit.

Dayanara Torres who is the ex wife of singer Marc Anthony still wants a judge to award her $130,000 a month in child support instead of the $13,000 she has been getting. Nope!

Miley Cyrus is better! Yay? She is saying that she freaked out when she had an allergic reaction to medication she was taking but that still didn't stop her from drinking fans drinks at shows or spitting on them! “I was on this medicine for five days and everything was all good and on the sixth day, I just woke up. It was so scary. I had basically been poisoning myself with something I didn’t know I was really scary allergic to and it was so scary.”

No. This is scary.

Sonya Miller who is separated(?) from rapper(?) Master P is pissed that he has been going around saying that she is on drugs and that is why he took their children away and even recorded a video of them saying so. “When I filed divorce, that’s when he came and took my kids. I was the one dealing with and raising those seven kids when he was running the streets.”

I'm pretty sure that Michelle Rodriguez is single now and that makes me happy in the most selfish of ways. Her lady Cara Delevingne was seen holding hands with Sienna Miller who is not gay after a party. Even if she isn't gay society doesn't look at gay women the same as gay men, particularly if the women look like this.

Smile. You're young and pretty.

Bill O'Reilly thinks that Beyonce's videos are too sexy and a bad influence on young girls, particularly “girls of color.” Who the fuck talks like that? He didn't stop there though. “She knows that young girls getting pregnant in the African-American community now is about 70% out of wedlock. She knows and doesn't seem to care.” Beyonce ain't the guardian of Black vagina’s! I am!

Boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. is beyond pissed at his former fiancee. After he proposed to her with a $10 million dollar engagement ring (mark!) they split. She is now dating rapper Nelly who I thought was still with Ashante. Mayweather posted this statement along with an ultrasound picture. “The real reason me and Shantel Christine Jackson @missjackson broke up was because she got a abortion, and I'm totally against killing babies. She killed our twin babies.” I'm not against abortions at all. But this chick is a dirty asshole for that.

Courtney Stodden who I believe is just 19 continues to say she has not had implants. 

Seems legit.