Lindsay Lohan Is Still A Stupidface

Lindsay Lohan was arrested once again...and released. Click here to look at her old mug shots. This crazy ass dame is harder to keep in jail than your ass virginity. She took another mug shot and was released after accepting a plea deal for crashing her car. Which car crash by the way? There's more than one. She was booked, let go, and is now out in the world just waiting to do some stupid shit. She is a red headed little Cthulhu, just waiting to wreak havoc upon an unsuspecting society.

Lindsay was sentenced to five days in jail, 90 days in rehab, 30 days of community service, 18 months of psychological counseling, and a fine. Those five days are gonna be spent in a locked down rehab facility. She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and lying to the po-po who showed up on PCH. One of the charges, obstructing an officer was dropped because fuck you, she's famous. I don't suggest you try that unless you're stanky rich. Oh, you don't know what “stanky rich” is? That's fine. Its just very wealthy which Lindsay isn't either. She's just famous for making mediocre films and doing dumb shit. She's like a female Super Dave.

Along with this she was in violation of her probation from stealing that necklace back in 2011. If she stays out of trouble then the charges...you know what? Fuck that and fuck this girl. How many times has she been arrested? How many times has she been in a situation where “Oh, she's gonna go to jail if she does this or doesn't do that”? Its total bullshit. She's never gonna do real jail time. Ever. She has run people over, hit cars, stolen shit, attacked people, violated probation, lied to cops, showed up late for hearings, and taking a lot of mug shots. Her new one is cute by the way. I think she's off the meth and doing coke. It does wonders for your skin!