Lindsay
Lohan was arrested once again...and released. Click here to look at her old mug shots. This crazy ass dame is
harder to keep in jail than your ass virginity. She took another mug
shot and was released after accepting a plea deal for crashing her
car. Which car crash by the way? There's more than one. She was
booked, let go, and is now out in the world just waiting to do some
stupid shit. She is a red headed little Cthulhu, just waiting to
wreak havoc upon an unsuspecting society.
Lindsay was sentenced to five days in jail, 90 days in rehab, 30 days of community service, 18 months of psychological counseling, and a fine. Those five days are gonna be spent in a locked down rehab facility. She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and lying to the po-po who showed up on PCH. One of the charges, obstructing an officer was dropped because fuck you, she's famous. I don't suggest you try that unless you're stanky rich. Oh, you don't know what “stanky rich” is? That's fine. Its just very wealthy which Lindsay isn't either. She's just famous for making mediocre films and doing dumb shit. She's like a female Super Dave.
