Blade
II 6/10
This
movie did not age well. I recently watched Blade II again and can say
that it has been well over ten years since I saw it. This came out in
2002 where we thought we had mastered the art of making CGI
characters based off of real people look realistic when fighting.
This one takes place a few years after te first film with Blade
searching for Whistler who has been turned into a vampire. I think.
I'm pretty sure he is. Either way, Blade's new partner Scud does not
trust Whistler and Whistler is old as fuck and does not care for the
work Scud does. Its mad dramatic, yo.
There
is a new breed of vampires that are not vampires that hate vampires.
They have crazy ass Predator mouths and stick their Xenomorph tongues
onto people and either kill or transform them. A team called The
Blood Pack because...yeah, show up to recruit Blade to help. He does
but does not get along with all of them, particularly Ron Perlman.
This group of yahoos head into a club to find some vampire type shit
and all hell breaks loose. This team of killers prove to be one of
the worst team of killers to ever decide to team. One asshole gets
bit and doesn't tell anyone, including his girl who then kills
another team mate. One gets bitten and has to be killed. One is a
traitor. The leader is inefficient. I don't even know what happened
to the Black vampire guy! Its a fucking mess.
If I
had reviewed this movie back in the day I would have been like
“10/10! Best superhero movie ever!” But now I'm almost 600 years
old and jaded as fuck so this movie was mostly funny. The soundtrack
is super early 2000's. Techno music with rappers jumping in. All this
being said I wouldn't be mad I Blade showed up as a special guest on
one of the Netflix series.
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