Wow!
There were a lot of bad movies that came out this year! I could have
easily made this a top twenty worse movies of the year but settled on
twelve s it matched my Best Movies Of 2016 list. Some of these
movies, if marketed as comedies, would have gotten a far higher
rating from me.
"This
movie wasn't hot garbage but I would never tell someone to watch it
no matter how much they liked the first one. This takes place twenty
years after the first and in case you're wondering, Vivica Fox is not
still a stripper. She a nurse now. Yay her...I guess."
"This
movie wasn't enjoyable but I managed to sit through it. They changed
the terrible ending from the book but managed to make it somehow even
worse. This should make negative money in theaters."
"They
keep it in this weird middle ground where I can't attach or relate to
any of the main characters so when people are chased or killed I just
don't care. It also doesn't help that most of the characters have
that new thing in movies where they are annoying or assholes so when
they die I cheer. I'll check out the new Purge in a couple years."
"I was
surprised that this was filmed, edited, and completed without someone
going 'Wow, this is kinda terrible.' I'm not gonna waste time
mentioning all the actors names or anything. Its just not worth it."
"The
acting, the music, the story, the fights, none of it grabbed my
attention at all whereas with the first film I've watched close to
ten times since the first. As I watched this I just kept asking
myself 'When is this ending?' I'm not kidding. This movie was
just not good."
"This
was not a fun movie in any way. Just bleak as fuck and I can't
believe that so many of the upcoming films hinge on this one."
"In
each of these new films I like the beginning where they seem to be
exploring or having fun on an alien planet and then it becomes
explosion fest. This film is 90% fighting."
"Suicide
Squad is a movie no one asked to be made and it was so we have to
deal with all of the whack posters, commercials, and bitching about
how a directors cut is far better than what we're seeing in theaters."
"Everyone
was an asshole and I wanted the blind man to kill everyone until it
turned out he was holding someone hostage and forcing her to have a
new kid for him."
"This
movie was fucking ridiculous. Its something I would watch again with
someone just to crack up laughing. I gave it a 2 because I laughed so
much when I shouldn't have. The husband led this dumb ass girl on at
times and couldn't just say 'Bitch, my wife is in the next room!'"
"This
movie was not close to as fun or entertaining as the first. The
effects were terrible. The car chases showed nothing new or exciting.
If you just want to see shit get blown up with bad special effects
then by all means watch this."
"The
first scene of the movie is a five minute sequence where very fat
women are dancing butt booty ass naked in slow motion. I was pushing
myself so far back in my seat I could hear it cracking. It was
horrifying."
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