Tuesday, February 12, 2019

The Review: The Night Eats The World



The Night Eats The World 9/10

There be spoilers here. I decided to check this movie The Night Eats The World out on Amazon after seeing it pop up on a few best of lists. I knew it was about zombies and involved a drum. That's about it. It takes an odd mixture for me to like zombie films. There are so many of them and they lean towards comedy, drama, or a mixture of the two at odd times. People love talking about Shaun Of The Dead but I think Juan Of The Dead is a cool ass movie too. This movie though? No humor. Just me sitting here with my cheeks clinched super tight wondering what the fuck is happening and how this guy is going to survive it. This movie does not try to be cool. It does not attempt to reinvent the wheel. It is a story of one dudes survival against a horde of zombies in Paris. Yeah, this is a French film but no one speaks it so no need for lazy asses or people who look at their phones pretending to watch a movie to worry.


This guy named Sam played by Anders Danielsen Lie who is a musician heads to this party thrown by his ex to pick up some of his stuff. Oh, we have all been there. His nose starts bleeding and he finds a room and ends up passing out on a couch. There are bumps and shit happening but he does not hear any of it. He wakes up surprised and when he heads into the hallway he sees his ex who turns around and holy shit she's a zombie! The entire place is covered in blood, shit it all jacked up, and he has no idea what happened. He looks outside and sees a few wandering zombies who are silent as hell. This is not a roaring zombie. They are not super clever zombies. They just rush at your chomping.


He starts securing the building he is in. Checking apartments in the building for occupants. He starts listening to his tapes as he cleans and gathers food. One day while scrubbing the floor he hears some sounds and puts his head to it...blam! A hole explodes next to his head. He waits a bit and peeps through the hole. An old man killed his wife and himself. Sam lowers himself down there and, yay, more free food. He finds an old man stuck in a lift and ties it shut with a belt, finds out his name is Alfred, and talks to him sometimes. Sam plays the drums which attracts zombies and wanders around trying to not go crazy. One day he sees a cat outside and tries to lure it in as I say “Leave that cat the fuck alone!” He goes out to get it and ends up fighting some zombies and getting scratched. He heads back inside to see the cat cuddling up with a zombie and shoots it. Then he freaks out seeing he has been scratched by a zombie an puts a gun to his head. He falls asleep with it on his chin and almost blows his fucking brains out. He is not a zombie. Stupid. But not a zombie.


Sam is losing his shit. He talks to Alfred more. Argues with him. Gets drunk. By the way, they still have not said how all this shit started. There is no electricity. No alarms going off. No army swooping in. The heat is now gone. He has to get water by collecting it in buckets on the roof. Shit's desperate. One night while he is sleeping he hears a sound at his door and shoots it. He looks through the hole and, holy crap, it is a woman! A cute woman. Her name is Sarah and she is played by Golshifteh Farahani. He hit her in the gut and rushes to help her. She slowly begins to heal and he digs her. She tells him that they need to escape by jumping to the next building which he says is impossible. She says he will die here or go insane. He thinks they should stay for help. She walks away and he rushes to her room to tel her she was right and notices an X on the door. He opens it and her dead body is laying there. She never recovered from the gunshot he gave her. So...yeah. He is losing all his shit.


I won't say how the rest of this ends. I really enjoyed this movie. This movie has no background music. So much of this is silent which adds to the creepy. Also the fact that the zombies don't run around moaning and screaming. So awesome that it turned out that Sarah was not real! They don't even pay attention to you until you make some noise. And this movie was a case of me not minding how shit got weird. I did not care if it was caused by space aliens, a secret experiment, or a virus. The idea of waking up from a party and things being fucked up was enough. You can compare that premise to 28 Days Later (and point out those weren't zombies) if you want to prove how much you know about zombie films and how there are no original ideas. It is totally okay for you to be that not fun person. I liked this and if you feel like being spooked check this out on Amazon.

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