Ready
Player One 1/10
This
movie is garbage. Who liked this shit? I know when it came out some
folks were hype like “I loved the book!” and others were like
“80's stuff! I know 80's stuff!” So do I. I lived through the
shit and I am not clamoring to have it redone or flashing on my
screen. This movie had scenes that looked like I was watching a video
game that would crash your computer. Just stuff. This movie was a lot
of stuff moving on the screen. There is a simulated video game world
that almost everyone plays because the real world is a dumpster fire
and can straight up lose real world money. Why is this a movie plot?
That is real life. This kid Wade Watts is the hero our world needs
because...because reasons. He and millions of others are searching
for three keys and an Easter egg and if they do they get all the
money and control over the video game world.
Spoilers,
he does it. This movie was long as hell and I love a good long movie
but when it is wack as this it just drags. The animation looks fine.
I wasn't like “Whoa that looks cool!” It just looked fine. One
thing that was bothering me was one of his friends' voice. I kept
thinking it sounded like someone impersonating a Black guy and it
turns out it was a woman playing a Black guy. Also how the girl he is
in love with looks better in the real world than video game world.
Oh, she has a blemish on her face? Pfffft. Whatevs. When this kid
gets control of the world and everything he turns the video game
world off twice a week which upsets people. I get it. So you win all
the money and power and your idea is to force the world to experience
the shitty real world? That is fine if you are well off but this kid
himself knows how shit the world is. This was stupid.
Tye
Sheridan as Wade Watts/Parzival
Ben
Mendelsohn as Nolan Sorrento/IOI-655321
T.J.
Miller as i-R0k
Simon
Pegg as Ogden Morrow.the Curator
Mark
Rylance as James Halliday/Anorak the All-Knowing
Lena
Waithe as Helen Harris/Aech
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