The
Revenant 9/10
There
will be some spoilers. Cam and I went to the Sundance theater and
checked out The Revenant starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy.
Holy shit. This movie should have been called This Is What Real Cold
Looks Like, Fuck Bears, Nature Is An Evil Hooker, or Always Bring
Chapstick. I mean...damn! This movie was rough! Poor Leo got his ass
kicked the entire damned time. If it wasn't Native Americans it was
bears. If it wasn't bears it was the weather. If it wasn't the
weather it was sickness. If it wasn't...you get the picture. Shit was
way rough.
It
takes place in the early 1800's where a team of hunters and trappers
are gathering pelts. Native Americans show up and start wrecking
their shit. Leo as Hugh Glass and his half-Native American son are
there and he is leading them. They get attacked, grab what they can,
and out of 45 guys about nine of them survive and make it to a boat.
When they reach land Glass is attacked by an angry ass mama bear. Its
one of the most brutal attacks ever filmed and awesome. It made me
sweat, my asshole pucker, and my face melt off.
