Set It
Off 4/10
For
months my cousin Jasmine has been asking me to watch the 1996 comedy
Set It Off. This is about four women that decide to rob banks. They
all have their own reasons. Jada Pinkett plays Lida “Stoney”
Newsome. She is trying to raise money for her brother to go to
college so you can guess what's gonna happen to him. Queen Latifah is
Cleopatra “Cleo” Sims who plays a female Ice Cube. Vivica Fox
plays Francesca “Frankie” Sutton. And Kimberly Elise plays Tisean
“T.T” Williams. What is with these damned names?
This
starts off with a rapper robbing a bank that Frankie works at. She is
stuttering and stammering so they blow some old lady's head off in
front of her and a shoot out happens with more people getting killed.
One robber makes it out somehow. Frankie ends up getting fired. The
other three work for a shitty cleaning service and hate how much they
make. Cleo wants to do thug shit and buy thug things. T.T wants to
support her son. Stoney wants to support her brother and will even
sleep with greasy old Black men to get the money. Terrible sex scene.
My penis fainted. One night T.T's brother decides he don't wanna go
to school, heads to that guy that got away from the bank robbery's
place, gets the same haircut as him, and ends up dead. Lesson: stay
out of school.
One
day at work, Frankie is now part of the cleaning crew, T.T brings her
son who sees a bottle of cleaner and goes “Ooh, kid drinks!” and
gets poisoned. Mind you, this is like the next day or something after
dude gets killed. Mother of the year, this one. Her son gets taken
away and she has to somehow pay to get him back. They get some guns
from Dr. Dre and start robbing banks. T.T chickens out and straight
up runs out the bank and still wants a cut of the money. Bullshit!
Bullshit, I says! You get nuffin'! They still split it with her and
start robbing banks wearing wigs that look like they've been stored
in soup cans. Cleo keeps buying expensive shit and get her girlfriend
lingerie. T.T just stands there acting like a five year old and being
scared of everything. Stoney meets Blair Underwood and they end up
having Demolition Man sex.
Later
the cleaning job boss steals their money that they decided to hide at
work because plot. T.T shoots his dumb ass in the back and they
leave. He spent almost all the money in a day. This entire time a
detective is on their asses and now has enough evidence because Cleo
likes to have her grubby greasy fingerprints on CD's she tosses out
of windows when she steals cars. They decide that they need to rob
one more bank and book it which means somebody is gonna die. And its
T.T! This security guard pops her ass twice before Cleo starts
spraying with her uzi. I don't think she hits anyone. T.T dies and
the cops start chasing them all down. Cleo gets shot in a death scene
that made me laugh. They had to have shot her ass 1,200 times.
Frankie and Stoney get away until they split up. Frankie is shot
trying to run and Stoney watches from a Greyhound bus which made me
say “No cop would shoot that many shots with a bus right fucking
there full of people!” But he did. Stoney is the only one left and
heads to Mexico and gets a haircut. She makes a call to Blair
Underwood thanking him for letting her get away with murder.
This
movie was funny mostly because I have seen so many movies like this
when I was in junior high and high school. As soon as dude said he
was going to college I said “Rickyyyyyy!” knowing his ass was
gonna get killed. Latifah was a cartoon version of a thug. T.T should
have died during the first bank robbery. That would have helped this
movie. There was no actual chemistry between these women. When
Latifah told Pinkett that they had been friends since 1st grade I was
like “Uh-what?!” They all seemed like they just met but just
happened to know shit about each other. It was like a group of people
that hated each other but had to be around each other Reservoir Dog
style. I didn't hate this movie but it would've worked better as a
comedy.
1 comment:
It wasent t.t’s brother. It was stoney’s brother
“ One night T.T's brother decides he don't wanna go to school....”
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