Teen
Titans: The Judas Contract 4/10
I
don't know why the animated DC films keep getting worse. There used
to be a thing where Marvel made good live action and terrible
animated ones and DC had good animated ones and bad live action. Now
DC is just batting out on both ends and it sucks. This new Teen
Titans: The Judas Contract is their latest animated movie and it
stunk and was confusing. It starts off with a flashback of the Teen
Titans back when Starfire first joins the team. Not sure why this was
needed but they did it. It then goes to the present with Nightwing
hanging with the new team from the previous Teen Titans vs. Justice League movie except they have another member, Terra.
Terra
is shitty. She acts just like Raven and Damien Wayne so you have
three mopey ass teenagers out of five team members. The others are
Blue Beetle who can't control his powers and is there to shoot at
things and Beast Boy who is there to become an animal and ram things
or sit on them. Nightwing and Starfire are a thing now and living
together. Its very uninteresting. Terra has the ability to throw
rocks and cause earthquakes and has nightmares of her past which make
her cause these quakes in her sleep. They go to her room to console
her and she is all “Leave me alone I'm fine!” I was like, bitch,
you ain't close to fine and your bad dreams could kill us. I don't
even know when she joined the damn team!
Meanwhile
some evil cult is trying to gather people and make this dude named
Brother Blood a god. Deathstroke is helping him and it turns out that
Terra is working for Deathstroke. Its pretty creepy because she
dresses all “sexy” and tries to hop his bones and he pushes her
away until the job is done. I was like “Uh, ain't she like 15 or
something and he qualifies for AARP?” Its gross. She betrays the
team and Damien is captured because of shit he did in the last movie.
Brother Blood tests out his machine on this guy and kills him and I
later found out that guy was Deathstroke's son Jericho but if you don't
read comics or find out online that that's who dude was it makes no
sense when he comes back to life at the end.
This
film stunk but the voices and animation were good. That seems to make
things worse. When it looks and sounds good but the story is bullshit
ass. I wouldn't recommend going out and buying this or watching it on
demand because its just gonna lead to another bad animated movie at
some point. DC really needs to get their shit together with these
animated movies. Don't show some demon god creature cult leader man
that captures Batman's goddamn son and Nightwing and there is no
mention of Batman or him showing up! We know they know each other!
Batman was the one that sent Damien to the Teen Titans!
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