King
Arthur Legend Of The Sword 0/10
What
the fuck was this? The new movie King Arthur Legend Of The Sword
should not have been made. Love Guy Ritchie for the most part and the
movies he directs (I checked all of them to make sure this was true)
but there is no way to defend this bullshit movie. It stars Charlie
Hunnam as Arthur. He was raised by hookers after being removed from
the palace as a boy. He comes back, gets the sword, then a lot of
stylish looking shit that amounts to nothing happens. I'm serious. If
I had waled out for an hour and came back it wouldn't have made a
difference in understanding what was happening or what anyone was
doing. This is over two hours of murky nonsense.
I
would be more forgiving if this was funny or cool. I watch a lot of
bad movies that have those things and it makes me enjoy them. But
this shit right here? Nope. And having Hunnam star in this? Nah. Dude
looks great but even in Pacific Rim which I loved he was the most
bland part of it. This also has that thing where someone can't use
their power most of the time and then they go full on Berserker and
clean house. Would have been nice before everyone was slaughtered,
but whatever. I should have just seen Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 for
the third time instead of this bullshit. This is the kind of movie
that comes on cable late at night you can fall asleep to even though
its loud because its just a series of sounds and foreign voices.
No comments:
Post a Comment