The
Assignment 2/10
I
watched the comedy of the year on Netflix yesterday called The
Assignment starring Michelle Rodriguez and Sigourney Weaver. I'm not
sure who needed to pay off a loan but neither of these ladies should
have wasted their time making this dumpster fire. There will be
spoilers which you should thank me for because then you can spend
your time watching cool shit. This is about a hitman named Frank
Kitchen played by Rodriguez. You can ignore the stupid name but you
will not be able to ignore Rodriguez with prosthetic makeup to look
like a guy. She looks like Benecio Del Toro in Sin City but in color
which makes it look way worse. She is known for being one of the best
killers out there you can hire but for some reason doesn't get paid
all that much.
One
day she makes a deal to kill someone. Shit. He. He makes a deal to
kill someone and then the guy that hired him turns on him. He ends up
getting surgery to become a woman because apparently the worse thing
you can do next to dying is become a chick. And by the way, slapping
a weird nose and facial hair is not enough to make me not wanna bone
Michelle Rodriguez. Learn something new about yourself every day. She
wakes up a lady with some hormone pills and a message from Weaver
saying she killed someone (her dumb ass brother) and this is
punishment for that. Oh, Weaver is telling this story from a mental
hospital and Rodriguez is telling hers to a camera so don't worry.
Neither of them is dead. Why are movies doing this shit now? Atomic Blonde recently had the same issue among many others.
I gave
this movie a 2 because it made me laugh. It wasn't supposed to but it
did. The makeup was bad. The acting seemed like it was being made up
as they went along as well as the script. The fake blood go can to
hell. I am tired of CGI blood in movies. I know this caught some shit
from trans groups for making the surgery a punishment. I was mad at
how easy the surgery was but appreciated the way too long nude
Michelle Rodriguez scenes.
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