Coffy
8/10
That
movie Coffy was fucking wild! I had heard of it, seen images from it,
and never watched it until just now. This is about a nurse known as
Coffy. Her actual last name is Coffin which if I were a patient would
make eleven kinds of nervous. Her little sister is addicted to drugs
and she doesn't plan to sit back and let the law handle it. She
pretends to be a prostitute and gets this drug dealer and boss to
take her back to his place. She blows the boss' head off with a
shotgun and jams some drugs into the dealer. Then she heads to work
but is too torn up to do her job well. Yeah. I heard killing folks
has that effect. She bumps into a cop named Carter she knows that
obviously wants to bone down. By the way, every single guy she meets
wants to have the sex with her.
Carter
and Coffy are hanging out and these two dudes come in and beat the
shit out of him and have to grab her breasts after knocking her out.
Like, one of them seriously removes his gloves to get a quick squeeze
in. Coffy is now like “Fuck this I am killing everybody!” Coffy
has a boyfriend who is a councilman and down to help all his black
and brown brothers and sisters. Right. Sure he is. She plans to work
her way to the top and see who is supplying the drugs. She gets in
touch with this pimp named King George. I had to stop the movie
because I was laughing so hard when he showed up. His entire dick and
balls was showing in his tight ass pants. His nuts looked like
parentheses and I laughed way too hard. She works her way into his
group of hoes. She is invited to a party and fights off a room full
of women. She hides blades in her hair so when one of them grabs the
shit her hands get sliced. I was like “Damn, that is some next
level hardcore shit.” The main fucker named Arturo Vittroni likes
what he says and wants some time with her. She starts flirting with
him and he calls her all the worse shit you can call a Black person
and spits on her. She whips a gun out and next thing you know this
dude Omar grabs her and punches her. They figure her boyfriend is
attached to this. He ain't. He don't care if she is killed.
Coffy
says King George sent her and they drag him behind their car until he
dies. After holding Coffy captive they plan to take her under a
freeway and kill her. Its Omar and two cops. She flirts with Omar who
thinks it is a waste to kill someone like her without having the sexy
time. She agrees. They shoot her up with drugs and Omar takes her
onto a sexy pile of rocks and trash under the freeway to have sex.
Just when he gets it in she stibbity stabs his neck. She runs off and
it turns out there was sugar in the syringe because she switched the
shit out as far back as when she was at that sex party. She runs on
the freeway and chased by a cop who gets hit by a car. The other cop
leaves Omar to die and chases down Coffy. She throws a rock at his
car and since it is the 1970's the car flips and explodes. She
hitches a ride with a guy that wants to fuck and steals his car and
drives back to get a shotgun she left in the bushes and heads to
Arturo's place.
She
ends up ramming this one eyed evil dude through the house, shoots
another, and shoots Arturo in his pool after finding out where her
dirty boyfriend is. She arrives and he gets in her head for a second
until this woman pops out the bedroom with her breast meat hanging
out. Coffy blows his dick off and walks away into a beautiful
sunrise. So she wins. She killed everyone she needed to and her
strung out sister can get better. I guess. This was a fun, crazy ass
movie. I need to watch some more shit from the 70's since I can't
figure out what else to watch with my blu-ray being broken still.
Pam
Grier as Coffy
Booker
Bradshaw as Howard Brunswick
Robert
DoQui as King George
Allan
Arbus as Arturo Vitroni
Sid
Haig as Omar
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