The
good thing about not seeing as many movies this year is that I didn't
get to see as many bad ones. Now, I have watched some but they were
from previous years so I won't be reviewing them here. This is my own
Worst Movies Of The Year 2019. Or WMOTY. This year movies were either
really damn good or just straight up hot garbage. These movies are
hot garbage. There are even some in hindsight I would rate lower. I
can like a bad movie. A movie can be cheesy as hell but I will still
like it because it is funny or because they tried. These movies are
ass with a budget. Click here for previous years WMOTY.
"The
rest of the movie is a bunch of lame fights and people straining and
actors putting in half the effort. You can feel it in some of the
scenes. The special effects aren't anything to write your brother
from prison about. This just felt like some slapped together
nonsense."
This
could have been a ten minute short available for free on Youtube and
not a feature length dumpster fire that it turned out to be.
Seriously, you can find fan films that are ten times better than this
big budget nonsense fest. Between the silly special effects, bad
acting, and terrible story it was actually the perfect way to end the
run of the latest X-Men films. They shit the bed from the jump making
only Magneto interesting and then turning him into a joke in every
film.
“I wonder what heavy thing Magneto is gonna lift this time?!”
He has no problem lifting a bridge or a goddamn stadium but a
helicopter is a struggle? And why were they so hellbent on making
Mystique a hero?! This series did nothing to earn even the right to
attempt a Phoenix story but they shoehorned that shit right on in
anyway. I have written about rebooting this and not having a single
character from these previous movies.
"So
you telling me this lady knew her husband was fucking sick and was
still willing to let him on a bus heading towards safety with her
daughter and a bunch of innocent ass people?! Are you fucking
joking?! Do people love family that much? Everyone I know knows that
if they become a zombie they get handled with the swiftness and if I
turn into one to take my Black ass out."
This
is one of those movies you can sit and hate watch with friends. If
you are ever in a zombie situation and list what you would never do
these people manage to do all of it. I would not suggest watching
this if you get sick from shaky cameras because when zombies are
chasing folks it has the shakiest of cameras. I think it is to hide
the bad effects used for the zombies. Speaking of which depending on
what the scene needed they could change in a day or in literal
moments. Like the dad at the start was obviously hurt but didn't
change until the next day but the old lady changed minutes after
taking the Nestea Plunge. And just when I thought it couldn't get
worse there is the ending. It was like someone dumping dirt on you
while you showered.
"While
watching this I kept on thinking about how it was edited and
squinting at the screen. Then as the movie progressed and I was
watching how it flowed and such I had to stop and check who directed
this because either this was someone's first movie or they were not
used to this whole directing thing and needed to work a few kinks
out. A mostly music video director. Got it."
If
this was made in 1997 it would have been great because I was an idiot
and anything shiny, half naked, and bloody made me smile. But it came
out in 2019 and sucked all the ass. That being said it had a lot of
attractive women in it. I think that's the best thing I can say about
this movie. I would suggest watching this sitting down because you
may roll your eyes so much you fall down. It tries so hard to be cool
that it ends up being a comedy but not even a good one. It just sucks
so hard.
"When
this movie ended I dove out of my seat. Fuck any extra scenes during
the credits. Don't you dare threaten me with a sequel to this
bullshit."
Everything
bad you have heard or read about this movie is true. This has a
shitty story. This has shitty effects. This has shitty acting. There
ain't nothing I can say about this movie that is good. You can't even
watch this just to laugh at it. I don't care about behind the scenes
shit when I see a movie. But when you let that shit affect your
acting then something is up. They never even should have made this
movie. It wasn't a remake. It was an accident that I witnessed.
"No
matter what the do the future is gonna suck all the dicks. People
keep saying “This is the best Terminator since Judgment Day!”
That is not hard to do! This movie wipes its ass with the first two
movies. I actually wish I hadn't seen this."
I
still feel the same way. I really wish I had not seen this. I also
wish I had not watched reviews of it because there are a lot of
people out there that either throw mad hate at women because women or
want the two women in this to be lovers. People write their own fan
fiction into stories at such a creepy level. There really doesn't
need to be another Terminator movie. Just stop. No more movies,
shows, nothing. Just bring back Terminator 3D at Universal Studios,
damn it. And Marvel Mania. Is that too much to ask?! But seriously.
Stop making these movies. They just keep getting worse.
"There
was never a moment where I wanted to laugh, clap, or cheer. This
movie just existed and squeezed in some information that fits into
previous movies that take place later."
In
hindsight I should have given this movie a 1/10 instead of a 4 but I
can't change shit after I've already posted them. This movie had a
story weaker than green tea. It had lame effects. The main character
was a personality black hole that never needs another film. I was so
happy I didn't know any of the drama caused by the star before seeing
this because chances are I would have skipped it and just read about
it online to know the plot. I was really looking forward to see this
and ended up leaving the theater before any of the extra scenes. The
only good thing about seeing this is that it connected to a later
film.
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