The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 6

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “The Iron Throne” 9/10

This is full of all the spoilers. I have been enjoying the shit out of this season. I know a lot of people are mad and want another season or a redo of this season. I grew up in a world where shows just disappeared with no goodbye so when I see all these people whining harder about this than how their own parents raised them to be such shit birds I get annoyed. Then I get entertained. I have gone on Twitter after this aired just to laugh at how upset people are about this. It is super entertaining for me. I have not read any of the books this series is based off of but I do know that dude ain't published one in damn near a decade. I find some information from the books useful that I read on the Game Of Thrones Wiki page and go “Oh, okay” and go about my life. But some people...damn. Some of you need to check your dosages. Keep your lists of question the show has to answer to make you happy. I get not liking something because it didn't turn out the way you wanted or expected. I call it my life. But if this show upsets you as much as people are acting just write something better.

The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “The Bells”

This will be full of ALL THE SPOILERS! Full disclosure: I cursed a lot while watching this episode. I cursed along with characters. I cursed when they didn't but should have on account of what was happening. By the way, I know someone that is deep into reading what other folks have to say about this season and she will tell or show me the stuff. I gotta say...y'all are some toxic motherfuckers. Like, for real. Instead of disagreeing with the way a show is going you choose to say it is the worst thing ever as if there was a way it could've gone and pleased you. They are giving movie length episodes every week for six weeks and ending on a high note unlike most TV shows and yet a lot of you choose to shit on it. Varys is sitting down writing all of the juicy G about the fact that Jon should be running shit and not his potentially/confirmed this episode crazy auntie/girlfriend. A little girl lets him know that she ain't eating or anything. She hasn't even combed her hair since Missandei died.

The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “The Last Of The Starks”

As always this will be full of spoilers. Oh, you sons of bitches! This episode had me on an emotional roller coaster. I was sad, happy, excited, sad again, happy, baffled as shit, and mad by the time the episode ended. Not for any bad reasons like the episode wasn't good. The episode was great and a really well paced follow up to the previous war filled one. But holy shit, HBO. This felt like meeting a hot chick and then she whispers “Hail Hydra...” in your ear. This starts off with the funeral for all who died during the battle against the Night King. I actually wondered how they would handle all those bodies considering I used to move corpses for a living. Christ, I have had some weird jobs. They show Jorah's body and Dany whispers something to him. Not sure what it was but it probably was something like “Wait till they see how fucking crazy I really am.” Seriously. I know her family 'nem. Them fuckers is wild! So they burn everyone, Jo gives a speech, and then they head inside to celebrate. Oh, and Ghost is alive. I know folks were more concerned about that wolf than anyone else.

The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “The Long Night”

This is full of spoilers! Holy shit! I shouted that a whole lot while watching this. I thought I had enough of battles after watching Avengers: Endgame but apparently not. I sat here clenched for damn near an hour and a half watching this. Even before shit got cracking I was getting nervous because it was so quiet. The White Walkers don't scream and act crazy until they are told to so until then they are just standing there in the dark being creepy as shit. Just as I said out loud randomly “Where the fuck is the Blood Witch?” is she shows up. Melisandre walks up to the Dothraki and lights all their swords on fire. They get hype and charge off to go after the Walkers with Jorah leading the way. On and Dany are watching from the distance while Theon is with Bran waiting for the Night King to show up. Shit goes south fast as the flames from the swords start to slowly go out. Tense as shit scene!

The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 2

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”

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This will be full of spoilers. Holy shit. While this episode was not as intense as the last one it was far more emotional an had a lot of progress. Knowing that there are only six episodes this season they are not wasting time. Jaime is brought before everyone to be judged. Dany knows who he is and talks about the stories she and her brother would share about what they would do to the man, Jaime, who had killed their father and watched him bleed out. This is some shit from back in the day and why Jaime is known as The Kingslayer. Sansa don't trust him either. Bran is just staring at him making him feel all kinds of uncomfortable. Brienne sticks up for him. Jon vouches for him so he is allowed to stay. And live. Jaime ends up having a chat with Bran outside where Bran is like “We need you to fight and you could not do that if they killed you.” Jaime asks about what happens after the war and Bran is like “Bitch, how do you know there is an after?” Bran continues to bring the vague and spooky.

The Review: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 1

Game Of Thrones Season 8 “Winterfell”

This will be full of spoilers. I watched the first episode of the last season of Game Of Thrones and I am here for every minute of it. I had to watch a few videos to remember what the hell even happened last season but feeling sufficiently caught up I dove in. This season wastes no time. It starts with a big ass army marching through a town in the North with Daenerys and Jon riding on horseback. Arya sees on on his horse but chooses not to say anything. Then she sees The Hound which may end up super bad for her. The town folk do not look happy at all and when the two remaining dragons come swooping in they look worried. And they should. Because fucking dragons!