Game
Of Thrones Season 8 “Winterfell”
This
will be full of spoilers. I watched the first episode of the last
season of Game Of Thrones and I am here for every minute of it. I had
to watch a few videos to remember what the hell even happened last
season but feeling sufficiently caught up I dove in. This season
wastes no time. It starts with a big ass army marching through a town
in the North with Daenerys and Jon riding on horseback. Arya sees on
on his horse but chooses not to say anything. Then she sees The Hound
which may end up super bad for her. The town folk do not look happy
at all and when the two remaining dragons come swooping in they look
worried. And they should. Because fucking dragons!
As the
Stark family meet again for the first time in forever Bran ruins
everything by being the creepy fuck he has grown to be and is like
“We ain't got time for this cute shit! The White Walkers got
through the Wall!” There is a meeting where Sansa, Jon, and
Daenerys (who I am now calling Danny from now on because fuck typing
that name!) are finding out who supports them and how much in
supplies they have. Turns out not a lot. Sansa wants nothing to do
with Danny and openly distrusts her. She is also pissed at Jon for
kneeling to Danny and the people in the North swore loyalty to him,
not this dragon owning woman.
Euron
returns with soldiers an' shit for Cersei and he wants to bone down
right now. She don't want his salty sea dick. He talks mad shit to
her and it is shocking that she doesn't have her monster kill him.
She leaves the room then turns around to look back at it and he
follows her to the room. They have the sex and then he asks if he was
better than the king and then if he was better than her brother. This
dude is pushing it. He also left Yara on a ship saying he won't kill
her. Later Theon boards the ship like arrow using ninjas with a group
and rescue her. He lets her know that he wants to head back to
Winterfell and I can not wait to see how everyone reacts to seeing
him!
Sam is
told by Danny that she killed his father. He is bummed out but they
weren't all that close. Then she says that his brother was right
there with him and he gets ultra mega upset and asks if he can leave
the room. He finds Bran outside being a weirdo and Bran is like “You
gotta tell Jon that he is the rightful king and who his family really
is” and Sam is like “I'm having a really bad day!” but Bran
don't care. Sam talks to Jon and tells him his true identity and Jon
takes it bad. Not only did it turn out that the man he thought was
his father and the most honest person ever lied to him his whole
life, but that he is pretty much boning down with his aunty. Jon went
from being in love, meeting his family, and riding a dragon to
finding out that life is shit. Oh, and then Jaime arrives all chipper
looking until he spots Bran. And Bran spots Jaime. And then I shit
muhself.
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