Nothing But Gossip June 18th 2013

Once again Charlie Sheen is being, well, himself. It is being reported that he is not a fan of working with Selma Blair and is threatening to quit yet another one of his shows that I have no interest in watching, Anger Management. I watched the film years ago and hated it. I have no desire to see this show. From the clips I have watched he still looks just dry and creepy. By the way, he is making a shit ton of money for this show. I’m talking $1 million dollars or more per episode.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aka The Couple My Spell Check Hates had a baby! They have not released any pictures or a name yet so I’ll just call her Newest Mistake. Poor thing. Could you imagine having either one of them let alone both of them as your parents?!

Noisemaker Chief Keef who was arrested for speeding on top of all the other dumb shit he has done was told that he can not drive a vehicle for the next 18 months, fines, and community service. Oh, he is only 17 years old by the way. After he left court he was busted for trespassing at an apartment complex he was told to never be at. Seriously, get all that shit out your system before you’re 18. Because you are rich and Black and will not get the free passes that others do. I’m looking at you kid that I am about to write about!

Theater Whore: Man Of Steel

Finally! The Ross has come back to…Theater Whore! Yes, that was a terrible imitation of The Rock. Shut up. But seriously, it has been way too damn long since I have dragged my ass to the movies and can write a review. I was gonna see Star Trek a few weeks ago but ended up staying home, talking on the phone, and cleaning because fuck outdoors. Today I headed up to The Arclight in Hollywood which is actually on Sunset and saw Man Of Steel.

Oh, there are gonna be a lot of spoilers.

This is gonna be different from my past reviews because I haven’t done this in a while and I really want to focus on all the good things that happened in this movie. A lot of people were against it from the start because Zack Snyder directed it. I liked his film Watchmen, 300, and Sucker Punch so I wasn’t worried about him. I wasn’t even worried about Henry Cavill playing Superman because he looked the part. I was worried about liking the actual movie.

Stop It Kanye West

I really struggled with writing this one. I have liked Kanye West for quite some time now. He’s a talented producer and has created some really good beats. Yeah, I’m fully aware that he raps over these beats but this guy is not a good rapper. The funny thing about his last album is that he is usually the worst part of the song. Whenever he says that he is one of the best rappers of all time I think “Yeah, if this was the year 2 A.D.” You know that thing when you keep giving someone a chance and they keep fucking it up with their behavior? That’s the definition of this guy and he needs to stop it.

Happy happy, joy joy.

He walks around with a perpetual “someone farted in church” face. He never looks happy and when he does its when he thinks he just said something incredible. For someone that has millions of dollars, worldwide recognition, and got a woman who was voted the most beautiful or hot woman in the world multiple times he sure doesn’t seem happy. And let’s talk about his baby mama for a minute, Kim Kardashian.

Ross Radio Show 148

I felt like playing some dancing music. Welcome to the new home of The Ross Radio! I play Tag Team Whoomp! (There It Is!), 69 Boyz Kitty Kitty, Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock It Takes Two, Freak Nasty Da’ Dip, Duice Dazzey Duks, AMG Bitch Betta Have My Money, MC Brains Oochie Coochie, Wreckx N Effect Rump Shaker, Digital Underground The Humpty Dance, and Quad City DJ’s C’mon ‘N Ride It (The Train). Click here to download this and past Ross Radio Shows.

Nothing But Gossip June 10th 2013

Former NFL player and habitual fuck up Chad Johnson was sentenced to 30 days in jail for violating his probation. Apparently he was gonna get a lighter sentence but when he slapped his male lawyer on the ass the judge got pissed. 

Justin Bieber is being a jackass again. He stole a photographers camera and when the guy begged for it back he took the SIM card instead. I’m not into all that technology shit but apparently that’s very important. Probably had dick pics on it. Anyhoot, this is all on tape and you best believe Bieber will get in trouble. Bullshit. If he hasn’t been busted for all the other dumb shit he’s done this isn’t gonna do it. The guy also says that a bodyguard brandished his gun and dude’s lawyer says that the bodyguard doesn’t have a license to be one or carry a piece in Florida. Of course its in Florida! In the last week Bieber and his people have gotten into it four times. Three in Miami and once in Hollywood. 

Cant you just imagine him sounding like an angry kitten?

Kobe Bryant and his mom have come to an agreement with her trying to sell off his shit claiming that he had given her the stuff (rings, trophies. and other stuff). Of course she released a statement that is full of words that real people don’t use like “unintended”, “inadvertent”, and “regret.”

TNA Hall Of Shame 2013

TNA/Impact! or how I create wrestling in my WWE video games because all the wrestlers come from different companies recently inducted Kurt Angle into their Hall of Fame. He is the first person to join the ranks of such amazing wrestlers as...uh...Sting. Yeah. Sting. That's it because this is only the second year they have done this joke. No disrespect to Sting or Kurt Angle. Both of them would make my top ten wrestlers of all time. The problem I have is the fact that they were the first two inductees into a hall of fame for a company that neither of them helped build. 

Now I know that people like to shit on smaller wrestlers but TNA was built on that. They were ROH-Lite to me years ago before they created their own identity. Guys like AJ Styles, Team Canada, Christopher Daniels, and Jeff Jarrett are the ones I think of when I think of TNA. One of them should have been first. And don't give me crap about them not being as popular as Sting or Angle. I doubt the average person knows who either of them are. As much of a Stinger as I am (was...) people would likely think he is Ultimate Warrior if you showed them a picture of his face.

When I first heard of this hall of fame I assumed that Jeff Jarrett would be inducted. Nope. Maybe Styles? No? Then who? I know that the company is made up of a roster consisting of mostly WCW, WWE, and ROH wrestlers. But the ones that have been there from the get-go should have been placed first. People talk about the WWE Hall of Fame as a joke because guys like Drew Carey and Pete Rose.

Bullshit.

Having a guy that is the epitome of WCW that isn't a regular member of your roster and did nothing to help the company gain notoriety as your first inductee is bullshit. Again, Sting was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up but he is WCW till he dies. Kurt Angle should have retired in WWE but he went to TNA and I cant think of one match he has had that can top any he had with Brock Lesnar, Chris Benoit, The Rock, or Stone Cold Steve Austin. If anything he's done nothing but tarnish all the good he did with his multiple attempts at getting into MMA, arrests, and trying to get into the Olympics.

I am already making predictions for next years winner. Hulk Hogan maybe? Samoa Joe (who is not a TNA original no matter how often they say it)? Taz? Knowing the way this is going it'll probably be Eric Bischoff just to piss me off.

TV Slut: Justified Season 1

About a week and a half ago Cam gave me this awesome ass Roku box. You can watch online things like Amazon and Netflix. Its awesome. So while trolling on it I found this show called Justified. I’d heard of it and seen billboards but I’m not that into Westerns so I ignored it. I decided to check it out, and surprise,  its not a damn Western. The star, Timothy Olyphant, just likes to wear a cowboy hat. This is a damn good show that I still have two more seasons to catch up on.

Olyphant stars as Raylan Givens who shoots a guy in Miami after giving him notice that he would if he didn’t leave town in twenty four hours. Well, he shoots the guy and ends up being sent back to his hometown where as soon as he gets there there’s all kind of drama going on.

DVDiculous: Hancock

This past weekend I watched Hancock with Beastman and H. This movie came out about five years ago and I like it. Well, I like about 80% of it. When we were watching the film I told them that it is good for the most part but that it takes a terribly stupid turn at one point later in the film and that we can totally stop it right at that point and that I'd explain what happened. We did just that and I saved them about half an hour of bullshit.

Hancock played by Will Smith is about a superhero who is the only one of his kind. He is a drunk loser that the public doesn't like. Mostly due to the fact that when he attempts to save the day he ends up causing more harm than good costing the city, Los Angeles, millions in dollars of damage. While “rescuing” Jason Bateman's character from being hit by a train he decides that Hancock needs a makeover. His job is a PR guy or some vague shit that movies make up all the time.

Ross Radio Show 147

I felt like playing some 90’s hip hop. Black Sheep The Choice Is Yours, LL Cool J Loungin’, Outkast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik, Missy Elliot Ching-A-Ling, The UMC’s Blue Cheese, Ol' Dirty Bastard Shimmy Shimmy Ya, Busta Rhymes Gimme Some More, Coolio Fantastic Voyage, Puff Daddy It's All About the Benjamins, A Tribe Called Quest Buggin’ Out. Click here for this and previous Ross Radio Shows.

Nothing But Gossip May 29th 2013

Justin Bieber was already in trouble for spitting at a neighbor after he confronted his little punkass for speeding dangerously through the neighborhood. Now he is in shit for speeding once again. Even though there are witnesses who saw him doing all of this in the second instance he says that it was not him driving. Well, that still isn't good since the last time someone was driving his car a photographer was killed. Former NFL player Keyshawn Johnson chased him down as Bieber ran for his life likely whooping like Curly from Three Stooges. Honestly, if I saw Johnson chasing me I would have run too.

Leave this poor little White girl alone!

I love that I can bring this back: Jessica Simpson is pregnant! No, that's not right. She isn't pregnant. She is fucking pregnant! So is that kind of pregnant that makes me nervous. Like she could give birth at any moment.

“Rapper” Chief Keef was arrested for the second time in one week. This time it was for speeding. This 17 year old dude has been in trouble with the law for quite some time now. But wait for it...he's a father as well. He was driving 110mph in a 55mph zone with three folks in the car with him when his permit says he can only have one. Last week he was arrested for weed possession. What a champion!

Stop It Jennifer Aniston

People like Jennifer Aniston. Men like her. Women love her. Hollywood likes her. I don’t. Never have. I have never found her funny, attractive, or seen her in a role that made me go “Wow, give that woman an Oscar!” Now, she isn’t dislikable in the way that Gwyneth Paltrow is where she says a lot of dumb shit and has total bitchface. But she comes across like someone that tries way too hard to be liked by people. Even when she says she isn’t she does. And she needs to stop it.

There are certain things that Aniston is known for. Being married to Brad Pitt from 200 to 2005, being on the show Friends, dating the biggest manwhores in Hollywood, and not seemingly being able to get over Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie. There were a whole string of relationships she had with guys like Adam Duritz, Vince Vaughn, Gerard Butler, and John Mayer. The last two guys do nothing but fuck women…and perform.

Ziggler Free WWE

A few weeks ago one of the few reasons I have to watch WWE anymore was hurt. I'm talking about Dolph Ziggler. I mean, I know that Roman Reigns just hurt his ankle but I know close to nothing about the guy except that he has a great Spear and gets an entire tattoo sleeve done in one week and then continues to wrestle. Seriously, how is that possible?! I have six tattoos and had to baby each one. It was hard to type let alone compete against another grown ass man. How do they do that? I recall Umaga showing up one week with an entire new back tattoo and just bouncing all over the damn place!

Wow. That was a whole new level of digression.

So while interfering with a match Jack Swagger, who in a previous article I wrote about, accidentally kicked Ziggler in the head. Ziggler ended up completing what he was there to do and it turns out that he ended up suffering from retrograde amnesia. Now being the bionic nerd that I am I looked up what this was. While there are different forms of it, the most basic of explanations if that it erases memories closest associated around the time of the injury. This would explain why Ziggler could not remember Raw until he watched it later, traveling from Raw to Smackdown, of the entirety of Tuesday.

“I don't even remember Monday until I watched Raw when I got home. I don't even remember traveling from Raw to Smackdown. I don't remember Tuesday. I remember AJ and Big E [Langston] taking me to the airport on Wednesday morning” Ziggler said during a WWE interview.

There’s no specific time frame for Ziggler’s return and that sucks. He was seriously one of the few reasons for me to watch anything in WWE. I’m tired of most of the wrestlers and really only keep up from reading sites, listening to Tha O Show, and Saturday Morning Slam. Dolph Ziggler is entertaining as fuck. I don’t know if you’ve seen his stuff lately but not only is he good, he makes the guys he’s in the ring with look good. The fact that WWE is at the point where Swagger and stinking Alberto Del Rio. Seriously? That’s all you got for the guy?

So for the time being he is a champ that cant even wrestle. Who knows how long the company can even let him sit out and heal (properly)? As much as I miss seeing the guy I hope he does come back a while from now at 100%. It just sucks that he was taken out by someone that shouldn’t even be with the company. 

Nothing But Gossip May 24th 2013

The East coast's version of Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, has been busted for pot possession. Thank god that this scourge of society is off the streets! She was rolling a joint in the lobby of her building...again...when the cops were called. She answered when they knocked and then tried to chuck a bong out the window she had. What a maroon! She also allegedly meaning likely, shouted “Don't you know who I am?!” I wonder if that line ever works. Recently she wasn't allowed to get on a private plane and tried to use Google for an ID saying, wait for it, “I'm Amanda Bynes!” This girl is priceless. A national treasure even.

Eva Longoria graduated with a master's in Chicano studies. So have I. I've studied Sofia Vergara for years now. See what I did there?!

Halle Berry is walking around all pregnant and making my penis not hard.

So Much Hate: TLC Bio Still Happening

They did it! Damn it, they did it! As much as I protested it they are going ahead with that damned TLC bio on VH1. In a previous blog I talked about the main reason I was pissed was because of the fact that they picked “rapper” Lil Mama to play Left Eye in the thing. The other chicks are cute and they actually look just like or close enough to the others. But Left Eye? Not even kinda close! This damned girl look like she is tweaking balls!

Nothing But Gossip May 5th 2013

There is video from when Reese Witherspoon was arrested along with her husband for drunk driving and being a complete asshat. She sounds like such ass asshole in the video! You can tell she is someone who has never been on the wrong side of the law.

Chris Brown has pissed off his neighbors. This time its not for loud noises or parking wherever the hell he wants. Its for graffiti. He has spray painted huge murals on his place knowing good and damned well that you cant just do shit like that. Fucking hooligan. What’s next? Hitting women?!

Buckwild hot chick Salwa Amin is being released from jail so she can go to rehab…then back to jail.

Lil Wayne has been dropped by Mountain Dew for lyrics that used Emmett Till as an example of what he’d do to a woman’s vagina during sex. “Pop a lot of pain pills, ‘bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels, beat that pussy up like Emmett Till.“